Gramme......aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh

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A whole gramme. Sent me absolutely mental. Just could not sit still.
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I don't endorse this topic, but this thread has a higher purpose. Literally.
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CorpPunk wrote:I don't endorse this topic, but this thread has a higher purpose. Literally.
Thankyou. :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Tha's right dawg!
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Darn Tootin'

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Gripper wrote:A whole gramme. Sent me absolutely mental. Just could not sit still.
Ajax always has that effect on me too.
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Gripper wrote:A whole gramme. Sent me absolutely mental. Just could not sit still.
Ajax always has that effect on me too.
Now that is a genius comment :notworthy:
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Gripper wrote:A whole gramme. Sent me absolutely mental. Just could not sit still.
when was that? was i there?
i only managed 3/4 but i'm a lot smaller than you...
anyway you know all about it.
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Pah. Just one g? F*****g lightweights!

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Gripper wrote:A whole gramme. Sent me absolutely mental. Just could not sit still.
Can I suggest you buy some "Chewing Gum" for next time - It always worked for me!

Then again the last time I "indulged" in a little WIZ was October 97 - and I blame "The Merry Thoughts" for that - as I was their gig at the time ! ;-)
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Gripper wrote:A whole gramme. Sent me absolutely mental. Just could not sit still.
Think it did the same to dear old Von, or was that the Ajax?
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Better point you young nippers here then ---> http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl= ... 8%26sa%3DN

Blimey O'Reilley, that was a long one!
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Red Sunsets wrote:Better point you young nippers here then ---> http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl= ... 8%26sa%3DN

Blimey O'Reilley, that was a long one!
You just had to do that, Didnt' you Barman Blast!
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Sorry Mr. Andrew Man :oops:
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I thought Ajax was the stuff you cleaned the cooker with till I've been enlightened :oops:
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Ajax is used for cleaning the cooker - it also had an unfortunate habit of being used to cut amphetamines.
Actually, that and the rat poison tended to give you quite a rushy feeling.
Tended to make your bones ache the next day, too.
Or so I'm told... :innocent:


Question is, are we talking about a wrap with additives here, or a gramme of base?

Metaphorically, of course.
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Erudite wrote:Question is, are we talking about a wrap with additives here, or a gramme of base?

Metaphorically, of course.
I really had no idea.
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Erudite wrote:Ajax is used for cleaning the cooker - it also had an unfortunate habit of being used to cut amphetamines.
Actually, that and the rat poison tended to give you quite a rushy feeling.
Tended to make your bones ache the next day, too.
Or so I'm told... :innocent:


Question is, are we talking about a wrap with additives here, or a gramme of base?

Metaphorically, of course.
A Gram of Base would be great but IMHO hard to get.

Your lucky if your "supplier" has cut the stuff with Glucose Power (large yellow crystals / powder)

Its been along long time but AFAIK the "stuff" should be white / light grey in colour - I of course could be talking out of EARS!
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What the hell are you lot on about? I was talking about the sugar my grandma used to put in my health service-supplied orange juice. And if you're old enough to truly remember that, then welcome to the EBG outing. And I'm nearly deaf.
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Mind you, I did wonder what was in that sugar. It used to make me ride my bike really fast.
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eh? Pardon, dear...
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Red Sunsets wrote:eh? Pardon, dear...
Hope no one here works for the "Drug Squad" ;-)
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AndyTheGoth wrote:Hope no one here works for the "Drug Squad" ;-)
The (mighty) Clash's worst tune - Julie's Been Working For The Drug Squad
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