Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
The big *cough*-0 really isn't so bad-after all, it's not like we've ever paid attention to idiotic (and boring) notions of "proper" or "age-appropriate" behavior or clothing (or much else, for that matter).
I'm behind the sofa waiting patiently with goodies, cake, and a lovely bottle of pinot noir, dear! Let the festivities begin!
