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Massive congratulations to Quiffy & Mrs Quiffy (albeit a wee bit late.) :oops:
Welcome Ripley Amber Briggs
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Hihi, she looks really pretty ... :lol: ;D ... congrats Barry ... :notworthy: ... and welcome, Ripley Amber Briggs ... :D :D :D ...
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Heh. Thanks guys.

Obviously I’m totally biased but yeah. She’s beautiful 😍
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Congratulations! :D

Have you started her on The Sisters back catalogue yet then?!
Never too early :lol:
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can you ask her yes or no to YCBTO?
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emilystrange wrote:can you ask her yes or no to YCBTO?
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emilystrange wrote:can you ask her yes or no to YCBTO?
She’s a smart cookie with discerning taste, so obviously it’s a NO. 🤷‍♂️
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Congrats and welcome to the mini-Quifflet.
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massive Congratulations! Barry & Ms Quiff! and of course Baby Ripley! (fabulous name btw!) its fucking great being a Dad innit?! :kiss: :notworthy: :D 8)
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Bloody 'ell - they let it breed?! :eek:

Congrats, Mr. n'Mrs. Quiff! :notworthy: I fancy that t-shirt, though (Ripley's, not yours) - can you post a bigger picture of it so's I can see what's written on it? I can make out "bunny" and "bear"(?), but a bigger pic would be useful. How fitting that she should have been born at 10pm, since "They mostly come at night. Mostly."

Planning on spending the rest of the evening looking for a onesie that has "Girls on Coke & Girls on Speed" on the back of it because You Should Start As You Mean To Go On, and Ripley Quiffly needs to set her stamp on the entry class at Miss Gently's Nursery For Tiny Tots.
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@ EB: Bunny, bear and hugs.

😂

Thanks guys.

Music-wise, she seems to teaponsnoarycyoarky well to James, Ministry and Classic FM. So a pretty eclectic selection, much like her dear old pa 😎
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Quiff Boy wrote:
emilystrange wrote:can you ask her yes or no to YCBTO?
She’s a smart cookie with discerning taste, so obviously it’s a NO. 🤷‍♂️
Aaah. Give her a couple of weeks :P
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she's young yet. strong the wisdom is not.
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Youngest moderator as well? :wink:

Welcome to the party! :kiss:
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Quiff Boy wrote:@ EB: Bunny, bear and hugs.

😂

Thanks guys.

Music-wise, she seems to teaponsnoarycyoarky well to James, Ministry and Classic FM. So a pretty eclectic selection, much like her dear old pa 😎
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I advise these for special occasions:

https://www.redbubble.com/shop/sisters+ ... search_box


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hell, i'd wear that
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czuczu wrote::notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

I advise these for special occasions:

https://www.redbubble.com/shop/sisters+ ... search_box


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An excellent choice - if Quiffly plays his cards right he can convince the wean that MR stands for "My Ripley" until she's at least 5 years old! :lol:
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omg look how beautiful she is!

huge congratulations mr & mrs quiff! how proud you must be.

welcome to this world Ripley Amber :kiss: you are such a goth baby arriving on friday the 13th! :notworthy: :notworthy:

p.s. i'm available to babysit whenever needed! :D
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emilystrange wrote:hell, i'd wear that
and it would probably fit you too! :wink: :lol: :kiss:
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*bump* to the top again...
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Congratulations to you and your family! She is indeed perfect and I like the name a lot.

For lullabys, I recommend After Hours. (I can’t count how many times I drove around town playing that, willing my kids to fall asleep.)
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This is simply wonderful news. Congratulations!
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