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This may come as a shock to you, but the Bird Box challenge & driving a car aren't a great combination
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eastmidswhizzkid
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i can imagine few things more ill-thought out. there is a term for this though and i dont mean "stupid fucking cunt", i mean "natural selection".Pista wrote:This may come as a shock to you, but the Bird Box challenge & driving a car aren't a great combination
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
Darwinism at work
After the Brexit defeat what next for the UK government? Why, the leterbox debate of course.
Well we Brits have to maintain that stiff upper lip - and that stiff upper letterbox!Pista wrote:After the Brexit defeat what next for the UK government? Why, the leterbox debate of course.
Oh dear!
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EmmaPeelWannaBe
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will a no Brexit Brexit affect the importation of Nice & Marie biscuits?
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
♬ Frosty the snowman, was a jolly happy soul / But the vandals found when they ran him down / He was built around a pole ♬
At last it can be told: why do we dunk biscuits into tea? https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-sty ... -1.3751350
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
They could well be the tracks of the greater spotted Gallagher
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I knew what the footprints would look like before I even clicked on thatPista wrote:They could well be the tracks of the greater spotted Gallagher
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
Hell has frozen over
Fairly near the top of your check list before boarding your flight: Your baby
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EvilBastard
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Do you think we can 
to do a PSA about how The Girls aren't goths?
to do a PSA about how The Girls aren't goths?"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody
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eastmidswhizzkid
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it's the Eye of Sauron!
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
On the plus side, the spelling error won't confuse any bus drivers
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EvilBastard
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Honestly, it's his own silly fault. What did he expect when he bought a stool called Nadnapper?
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody
Squeeeeeee
