Tonight Matthew I'm Going To Be.....

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Andy TG
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Howdy "Heatlanders"

In the UK there is a TV show called "Stars In Their Eyes" . The shows format allows members of the public and C celebs to "emulate" their favorite singers. The show relies on the performer sounding more like the artist than being a "look a like"

YOU can be who ever you want to be. I was wondering who would YOU choose to be.

AFAIK the show has never done "The Sisters" :eek:

I cant decide myself who I would do - any suggestions :wink:
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Sparks!
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Ed Rhombus wrote:Sparks!
which one? :lol: ;)
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So far when i am sad, i have seen Marc Almond, Gary Numan, and the geezer who did the Father Ted Soundtrack....

Can't quite see gary from Basingstoke going "tonite Maffew i will be Von Spiggy"

The curtains open and the dry ice kicks in.....and NEVER EVER STOPS!!!!

be fun though...

Me...i'd do Fad Gadget as he is the only person I can sing like.....
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Ed Rhombus wrote:Sparks!
which one? :lol: ;)
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Sunsets would have enjoyed last week's show. Don't tell him why. Then he'll have to talk to his chattering colleagues to find out.

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i'll be kelly osbourne.
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siouxsie sioux :notworthy:
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with my age who do i get..... busted? :urff:
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one of the reasons i like eldritch is i have a similar singing voice, so i would have to do him. Not sure what song i would go for though.
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Well... Bill Bailey i guess!

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Thrash Harry wrote:Sunsets would have enjoyed last week's show. Don't tell him why. Then he'll have to talk to his chattering colleagues to find out.

:wink:

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Tonight Matthew I'm going to be John Wetton when he sang and played bass with King Crimson early to mid 70s, now watch the ratings plummet!
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I appear to opened "A Can Of Worms" - Again ;-)
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AndyTheGoth wrote:I appear to opened "A Can Of Worms" - Again ;-)
I much prefer a can of baked beans Andy.
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Red Sunsets wrote:
AndyTheGoth wrote:I appear to opened "A Can Of Worms" - Again ;-)
I much prefer a can of baked beans Andy.
Only "Heize" I Hope! ;-) - otherwise you practise "heresy" :twisted:
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The only vaguely goth one i can remember was Julian Regan. complete with dubbed not singing type thing for Martha's harbour ;D
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I remember reading that The Cure one (Lovecats) was vetoed by FatBob Smith!
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AndyTheGoth wrote:Only "Heize" I Hope! ;-) - otherwise you practise "heresy" :twisted:
I am not a baked bean discriminator Andy.
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Red Sunsets wrote:
AndyTheGoth wrote:Only "Heize" I Hope! ;-) - otherwise you practise "heresy" :twisted:
I am not a baked bean discriminator Andy.
@ RS "Heresy - Burn The Witch"!!!!!!!!!!! ;-)

AFAIK "Kwik Save" 'No Frills' were Heize beans :eek:

BTW How are things in "Bonny Scotland?"
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clare grogan is prob my nearest....
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If someone did one of the following then I'd watch

Ian Curtis
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James Hetfield

Probably think of a few more laters
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Sunsonic wrote:Captain Beefheart
I would love to see you do Ella Guru, is this on the cards Sun?
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Red Sunsets wrote:
AndyTheGoth wrote:I appear to opened "A Can Of Worms" - Again ;-)
I much prefer a can of baked beans Andy.
With a bit of grated cheese on, if you're feeling Continental.
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Red Sunsets wrote:
AndyTheGoth wrote:Only "Heize" I Hope! ;-) - otherwise you practise "heresy" :twisted:
I am not a baked bean discriminator Andy.
I'm with Andy here. It's got to be Heinz. No anaemic Netto offerings for me.
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Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be........Jim Morrison.

Cue the smoke, the lights, the Hammond organ.......then two blokes in brown 'hardware shop'-style overalls come onto the stage with http://i22.ebayimg.com/02/i/01/2b/21/05_1.JPG mounted on the accompanying wheelbarrow and tip me out. I lie there in full beard regalia for 3 mins and then Matthew comes on and says, "Ladies and Gentlemen, Jim Morisson!" Hopefully Matthew would try to make conversation with my twistedly prone body, asking about my transformation from Deputy Headteacher to bloated corpse, before he grins towards camera 2 and the adverts start.

If this was the kind of telly on offer, I just might start paying my license fee.
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