Valentine

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I'm in myheartland and, quite literally, nobody else is here. Hope you all had a great time. Tonight was what it was written for:

"Waiting for another war and
waiting for my valentine"
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As soon as I woke up today (it was quite late) I started to listen to this song. Then I checked my mailbox and realized it was overloaded by a lovely photo sent by a lovely person (I was loved in her 15 years ago). Not the worst start for a day. Things went worse later.
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.Mac blocks anything it considers SPAM, that's my excuse anyway :innocent:
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:kiss: Only cos I'm going for ten in a row again.
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Happy Valentine's Day, dearest Heartlanders! I love you all!!! ;D :kiss: :notworthy: :von:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Maybe QB should think about setting a Date-a-Goth section in Heartland 8)

I do begin to wonder where all the girlie goths have gone? do they all have boy friends or got married? I've dated a few 'normal' girls and they're ok, but they tend to get a little freaked out when they visit my house :innocent: can't think why!
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sisxbeforedawn wrote:Maybe QB should think about setting a Date-a-Goth section in Heartland 8)
My hangover and I think that's a good idea.
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A great hangover cure

a strawberry milkshake from MacD's then a bottle of stella, you'll fine after that 8)
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I have never even met a girl whit the same interests as I have, but I would find it boring. My ex was a very poppy chick :) but I had no problems whit that.

But hey, I’m not a real Goth, I just like the Sisters and other freaky stuff. I think I’m one of a kind. Just have to find me a girl that’s willing to live whit a freak like I. :wink:
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sisxbeforedawn wrote:A great hangover cure

a strawberry milkshake from MacD's then a bottle of stella, you'll fine after that 8)
Ta. The pain will be numbed further by watching my team play Liverpool this aft. :eek:
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i wasnt here yesterday as i spent much time cleaning floors like a good little cinderella, went out for tea and ended up in bed at 10, knackered.
but a happy belated valentines to all my chums out there.
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emilystrange wrote:a happy belated valentines to all my chums out there
and to you Ems :notworthy: you're a kindly soul.
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Valentine? Is that that anglo tradition of having an orgy with everyone you fancy during that day?

I wish we had those traditions here.
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Gripper wrote: "waiting for my valentine"
The only time that Mrs JB would let me put headphones on her. I did debate but went for the SGWBM version.

She said 'lovely darling, bathroom slasher says 'hello'. There's the shed ... :lol: :roll: :urff: :cry:
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zigeunerweisen wrote:Valentine? Is that that anglo tradition of having an orgy with everyone you fancy during that day?

I wish we had those traditions here.
I thought you Latin types invented that sort of thing. Looks like the football fans are gonna be mightily disappointed this summer.

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Red Sunsets wrote:
emilystrange wrote:a happy belated valentines to all my chums out there
and to you Ems :notworthy: you're a kindly soul.
despite all appearances and actions to the contrary
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christophe wrote:I have never even met a girl whit the same interests as I have, but I would find it boring. My ex was a very poppy chick :) but I had no problems whit that.

But hey, I’m not a real Goth, I just like the Sisters and other freaky stuff. I think I’m one of a kind. Just have to find me a girl that’s willing to live whit a freak like I. :wink:
my last girlfriend was into funky house, I didn't have a problem with it, as long as she did it while I was out :wink:

it would be very boring if your girlfriend had exactly the same interests. but I think there needs to be some sort of common ground. at the moment I'd be happy with a speak your weight machine with a wig on it :wink:
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sisxbeforedawn wrote:at the moment I'd be happy with a speak your weight machine with a wig on it :wink:
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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Scardwel wrote:
sisxbeforedawn wrote:at the moment I'd be happy with a speak your weight machine with a wig on it :wink:
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
you have NO idea how much this made me laugh, i'm still crying :lol:
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sisxbeforedawn wrote:at the moment I'd be happy with a speak your weight machine with a wig on it :wink:
Head-type wig or merkin? Or both? Which would you prefer?

Actually I like the idea of some kind of 'hit squad' travelling up and down the country and applying such decorations to those weight machines under cover of darkness.
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Gripper wrote:Actually I like the idea of some kind of 'hit squad' travelling up and down the country and applying such decorations to those weight machines under cover of darkness.
Has to be the merkin option in that case Gripper. :D
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Gripper wrote:
sisxbeforedawn wrote:at the moment I'd be happy with a speak your weight machine with a wig on it :wink:
Head-type wig or merkin? Or both? Which would you prefer?

Actually I like the idea of some kind of 'hit squad' travelling up and down the country and applying such decorations to those weight machines under cover of darkness.
I may be despearte but I'm not sick, so the merkin it is then :twisted: :wink: :eek:
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