Home is where the heart is...

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Good luck _emma_ :D
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Heartbeat. The Royal. The Waltons. The Little House On The Prairie. I'm a sucker for all that housey, family, warmy, fireside sh!t. It's what Sundays were made for. Pass the Thornton's Continental. Who's pinched all the Viennese Truffles?
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Home, home again
I like to be here when I can
When I come home cold and tired
It's good to warm my bones beside the fire

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http://www.pinkfloyd-co.com/disco/moon/moon_album.html
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Thrash Harry wrote:Heartbeat. The Royal. The Waltons. The Little House On The Prairie. I'm a sucker for all that housey, family, warmy, fireside sh!t. It's what Sundays were made for. Pass the Thornton's Continental. Who's pinched all the Viennese Truffles?
Listen...we've got a 'warming daddy's slippers' rota in our house, No, actually, we haven't. We have a 'take the p**s out of daddy's slippers' rota, but I've got enough self-respect to handle this level of abuse...just.
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Home,
Home On The Range,
Where The Dear And The Antelope Play-eee

(Meanwhile, back at The Ranch, Tonto heavily disguised as a door, had his Knob shot off!)
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AndyTheGoth wrote:Meanwhile, back at The Ranch, Tonto heavily disguised as a door, had his Knob shot off!
Andy,
Keep your private perversions to yourself. Some of us are trying to sleep.
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Wait til they start drinking your beer. Oi! Give me the remote! Even I've seen this episode of Jackass at least five times before. What's on UK Gold...
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AndyTheGoth wrote:Home On The Range
So, Andy, from what I understand, you feel 'at home' burning your backside on some kind of antiquated wood-burning stove? :D :D

Personally I prefer the direct branding iron method.

Oh God, what have I said?
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Thanks PIB. :)
Yesterday as I went there to take over the keys and documents from the previous owner, I found him so unbelieveably drunk that I thought it wouldn't be possible at all. He couldn't neither speak nor stand on his own legs! :lol: It took 4 hours to get evrything completed and walk him away to his wife's place.
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Gripper wrote:
AndyTheGoth wrote:Home On The Range
So, Andy, from what I understand, you feel 'at home' burning your backside on some kind of antiquated wood-burning stove? :D :D

Personally I prefer the direct branding iron method.

Oh God, what have I said?
@ Gripper :eek: and YOU have the gall to call ME a "Pervert" ;-)

"Range" in this case being a area full of "Horses" - OH Gawd - Why did I say that :eek:
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AndyTheGoth wrote:
Gripper wrote:
AndyTheGoth wrote:Home On The Range
So, Andy, from what I understand, you feel 'at home' burning your backside on some kind of antiquated wood-burning stove? :D :D

Personally I prefer the direct branding iron method.

Oh God, what have I said?
@ Gripper :eek: and YOU have the gall to call ME a "Pervert" ;-)

"Range" in this case being a area full of "Horses" - OH Gawd - Why did I say that :eek:
Sorry, Andy. Too much of too much last night. :innocent:
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I must say, looks like I've missed so much fun here :roll:
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Sexygoth wrote:I must say, looks like I've missed so much fun here :roll:
Nice to have you round, SG.
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I know
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Looks like SG is Home, home and deranged....
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And don't you forget it! Now I hope you've fixed your own dinner son 'cause I can't be bothered............Nip out and get us 20 superkings, there's a good lad!!
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anything else dear.... bottle of red or 3?
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Yes, that would be splendid!!
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paint it black wrote:Good luck _emma_ :D
:D Enjoy!!!!!

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