Tonight Matthew I'm Going To Be.....

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@ Thrash Harry :-)

I only eat Beans On Toast with Grated Cheese (and lashings of HP Sauce) - for me there is not ther way

OK so a tin of "Heinz" is 6 times the price of "value" beans - but you gotta - you know what I mean! :-)
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AndyTheGoth wrote:@ Thrash Harry :-)

I only eat Beans On Toast with Grated Cheese (and lashings of HP Sauce) - for me there is not ther way

OK so a tin of "Heinz" is 6 times the price of "value" beans - but you gotta - you know what I mean! :-)
C'mon.....and a fried egg on top!
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I'd do a Celine Dion, or maybe Whitney Houston.
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Gripper wrote:
AndyTheGoth wrote:@ Thrash Harry :-)

I only eat Beans On Toast with Grated Cheese (and lashings of HP Sauce) - for me there is not ther way

OK so a tin of "Heinz" is 6 times the price of "value" beans - but you gotta - you know what I mean! :-)
C'mon.....and a fried egg on top!
Oooh! Think of all that cholesterol, dear. One heart by-pass or two?
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zigeunerweisen wrote:I'd do a Celine Dion, or maybe Whitney Houston.
Mrs T and I do a blinding "I Finally Found Someone" from Streisand's Duets album. Well she does anyway. I just mouth along and do the tight jeans bit when called for. It seems to do the trick anyways...
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Gripper wrote:Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be........Jim Morrison.

Cue the smoke, the lights, the Hammond organ.......
Manzerak used a Farfisa organ.
This has been the first posting by HOP (Heartland Organ Police).
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Red Sunsets wrote:
Gripper wrote:Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be........Jim Morrison.

Cue the smoke, the lights, the Hammond organ.......
Manzerak used a Farfisa organ.
This has been the first posting by HOP (Heartland Organ Police).
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Sunsonic wrote:If someone did one of the following then I'd watch

Ian Curtis
Captain Beefheart
Mark E Smith
Tricky
James Hetfield

Probably think of a few more laters
I'll give you a performance of Ian 'Tricky' E Hetfield if you come round.
It basicaly consists of;

An pre-epileptic fit 'I'm drowning not waving' type dance, while smoking a spliff and singing 'It ain't my bitch' in a Manchester accent (with stuck on beard).

Will this make you watch goodamn you?
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Steve303 wrote:Will this make you watch goodamn you?
I'D watch THAT!
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d00mw0lf wrote:i'll be kelly osbourne.
& my knees go all wobbly... I have a 'thing' for KO. Its the way she swears I think. :oops:

Subject wise, I'd do Shane McGowan.
Well, I'd try.
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I'd be Eminem
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I coulda said something about 'enema', but I won't :innocent:
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I think you just did, pis$ flap
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