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emilystrange wrote:actually, you kind of grow out of wanting them when they're there for the taking.
You can say that about all kinds of things...
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yes..... pity there aren't more things like that then
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Sexygoth wrote:Thrash harry, you are a pillow biter

better?
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emilystrange wrote:yes..... pity there aren't more things like that then
Stealing from the sweetshop always had a certain thrill about it.
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i never needed to. but i was popular...
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@ Black Horizon........You're a bloody star!!! Recieved me stickers this morning!! But you really didn't need to write, 'don't eat the bubble gum' on the back of the enverlope lol
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When I was little I used to OD on Bazooka Joe bubble gum, cos of the taste and cos of the little comics wrapped round them. But I never went as far as wanting to trade 450 Bazooka Joe comics for an underwater camera or x-ray glasses.

Mind you, I bet only us EBGs remember them- I haven't seen 'em for years and years. I bet it's illegal to do something as irresponsible as sell bubble gum with a comic wrapped round it, due to the danger of little Kylie-Francesca choking on it. Unless someone knows better?
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Nah, you can still get em...I got a box of the things last Christmas. They were good but nowt could touch Anglo Bubbly fer sheer blowing quality (and resulting f**k it's in me hair ability)

oooh I've got a real yearning fer a Two Ball Screwball now (now they were s**t bubblies)
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Gripper wrote:Mind you, I bet only us EBGs remember them- I haven't seen 'em for years and years. I bet it's illegal to do something as irresponsible as sell bubble gum with a comic wrapped round it, due to the danger of little Kylie-Francesca choking on it. Unless someone knows better?
Actually I have a strange memory of sprawling on the sofa chewing whilst unfolding one of the comics. Then pondering what use it was since I couldn't read it yet...

Look at the time of these posts... You can tell it's half term can't you...
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Look at the time of these posts... You can tell it's half term can't you...
Hee hee...AND I've been drinking alcohol during the week!! For shame - HA
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Sexygoth wrote:@ Black Horizon........You're a bloody star!!! Recieved me stickers this morning!! But you really didn't need to write, 'don't eat the bubble gum' on the back of the enverlope lol
Maybe you could give the gum to somebody you dislike...
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good idea.............
RS, I have some really nice fresh chewing gum, and because I like you so much, you can have it for free...........
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