Religion - Put in its plaice

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Candover Premiere
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Got to be christianity, served up with freedom fries:

Mk 1:16

As Jesus walked beside the Sea of Galilee, he saw Simon and his brother Andrew casting a net into the lake, for they were fishermen. "Come, follow me," Jesus said, "and I will make you fishers of men."
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I can't believe I'm herring this properly.
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Cod Almighty!
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a fishy thread, this is :lol:
shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather....
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Isn't Yom Kipper coming up soon?
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dear cod.. :urff:
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Loki
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This is blasphemy. You guys have no sole.
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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I've posted on this thread just for the halibut.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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I don't eel well.
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i need a rock to stand on
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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MrChris wrote:I don't eel well.
Are you feeling Sikh?
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Loki
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Enough, enough. You can't hake me post anymore.
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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Some people are going to get a shark, that's all I'm saying.
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emilystrange wrote:i need a rock to stand on
Ruddy hell. Better find you a Perch then...
The Scene won't save you...
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Scardwel wrote:
emilystrange wrote:i need a rock to stand on
Ruddy hell. Better find you a Perch then...
:lol: :notworthy:

and the 1st prize goes to scardwell 8) :lol:
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Scardwel wrote:
emilystrange wrote:i need a rock to stand on
Ruddy hell. Better find you a Perch then...
:lol: :notworthy:

and the 1st prize goes to scardwell 8) :lol:
Yeah. Scardwell definately deserves first plaice.
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aye. a supbream champion... :lol:
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Scardwel wrote:aye. a supbream champion... :lol:
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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I nearly Haddockoughing fit when I read that...
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I really don't know what to mackerel of this thread, I wish I could tuna it out of my head
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We're skateing on thin ice with this thread. There's just no ray it can continue.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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Carrie
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You're just carping...don't be so crabby.
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You're just floundering now
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Carrie
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And you're just musseling in!
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Candover Premiere
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This was supposed to be a thread examining the role of fish in world religion.
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