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When in Greece's Next Top Model decide to use sexy snakes in photoshooting the result is like
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
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EmmaPeelWannaBe
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Funny stuff on the twitters: #BritanHasExploded
My life is one long week of stupid clothing benders.
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Personally-speaking I'm far more interested in reading precisely which ditch that mop-haired sack-of-arseholes has been found dead in. Wanted to pop down there after 197 pints in order to p*ss on his grave.EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:Funny stuff on the twitters: #BritanHasExploded
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...and this is the room where we keep the electricity
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EmmaPeelWannaBe
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Venetian council votes against measures to combat climate change. Guess what happened 2 minutes later?
It was then that things got a bit Ferris Bueller
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Congrats Microsoft, it' a Vision Thing ...
"Stop being bell ends." Say residents of Bell End
In anticipation of what will (probably) happen on Friday morning...England (and the rest of us) will be (probably) waking up with Boris Johnston as PM of a new Tory government. England. What went wrong??!!! Only the music was better in the 1980s. 
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Being645
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He lights a brilliant candle (that will be burnt down long before the music's over) and poverty needs to see a light time and again. They don't even have time and leeway for music. Other than in the 80s.abridged wrote:In anticipation of what will (probably) happen on Friday morning...England (and the rest of us) will be (probably) waking up with Boris Johnston as PM of a new Tory government. England. What went wrong??!!! Only the music was better in the 1980s.
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EmmaPeelWannaBe
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To be fair, I'd hide in a fridge to avoid Piers Morgan
Jimi Hendrix cleared of blame for UK parakeet release.
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Oh aye, I've heard before the longstanding rumour that all UK parakeets were claimed to be descended from a pair that Hendrix had owned.Pista wrote:Jimi Hendrix cleared of blame for UK parakeet release.
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The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Next on the long list of cr@p nobody needs on show at this year's CES. Robot cat waiters
Camden’s famous Koko music venue in flames 
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
♫ You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel ♫