Religion - Put in its plaice

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Carrie
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Beg pardon, I'm sure. Ichthus as an early Christian symbol? Loaves & fishes? Poseidon?

Away you go, then... :lol:
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Carrie wrote:Beg pardon, I'm sure. Ichthus as an early Christian symbol? Loaves & fishes? Poseidon?

Away you go, then... :lol:
The ichthus symbol (little Christian fishie you see on Nissan Micras) if you turn it on its side is a yoni. The little eye-dot even matches up with the clitoris.

Now can we get back to the puns?
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yeah lets's get back to the puns... I'm waitiing with baited breath... :wink:
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Scardwel wrote:yeah lets's get back to the puns... I'm waitiing with baited breath... :wink:
hey scardy, hope you're not basking in your own glory there :roll:
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I'm lovin' every minnowt of it...
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They're getting increasingly des-sprat though!
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Carrie wrote:They're getting increasingly des-sprat though!
chubing hell that was bad
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I don't know what you mean. I'm a DAB hand.
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but I'm having a whale of a time...
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oh, for f*cks hake! :roll:
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I came into school today to do some work y'know...

<returns glumly to Andrew Marvell>
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Quiff Boy wrote:oh, for f*cks hake! :roll:
yeah I know... the joke's wearing a bit fin....
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I'm feeling GILLty about neglecting my work...
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I wonder where that fish did go.

A fish, a fish, a fishy... oh!
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markfiend wrote:I wonder where that fish did go.

A fish, a fish, a fishy... oh!
you're eelly enjoying this, obviously....
shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather....
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MrChris wrote:I'm feeling GILLty about neglecting my work...
Pollocks to that!
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The scale of the problem is getting worse!
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We're definitely SKATEing on thin ice...
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I bet you 5 squid we're not...
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You're angling to get this off subject
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Kiss the CARPet
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Gimme shellfish
Body and Sole
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anymore for anymore? :wink:
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