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Did you hear the one about the anti-vaxx goth who refused to listen to The Cure?
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Lockdown has arrived in the UK now.

Let's hope this thing now gets beaten soon and we can come out the other side, think it's gonna be a long while yet though. :(
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Mitchell&Webb on the Corona Crisis (With the Unknown Male 282 starring as Boris Johnson)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnd1jKcfBRE
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Charlie wrote:Lockdown has arrived in the UK now.

:(
You can still go for a jog though can't you?
If people hadn't been such dicks it would never have come to this.

I did some shopping today for an elderly couple of neighbours today who are in quarantine.
I even gave them some of my birthday cake :)
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Pista wrote:
Charlie wrote:Lockdown has arrived in the UK now.

:(
You can still go for a jog though can't you?
If people hadn't been such dicks it would never have come to this.

I did some shopping today for an elderly couple of neighbours today who are in quarantine.
I even gave them some of my birthday cake :)
Well done on the shopping and cake, that's lovely! :notworthy: :D

Oh, yeah i saw all that in the news - crazy, people crowding together everywhere! :roll:

You can still go out for food and medicine but in no more than groups of 2. And you can have some exercise once a day but you're supposed to be on your own.

Apparently the tube was still heaving this morning:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-52003076 :eek:
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Meanwhile, In Wales, lockdown is being enforced by a Dalek
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Pista wrote:Meanwhile, In Wales, lockdown is being enforced by a Dalek
"Self-isolate! SELF-ISOLATE!" I hope he was traveling... Caerphilly.
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EvilBastard wrote: "Self-isolate! SELF-ISOLATE!" I hope he was traveling... Caerphilly.
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Even Royal Family is not free from that.
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Sorted, the boys have it....

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Meanwhile, Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid-19. Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer-14. :twisted:
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Social distancing in effect
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:lol: :notworthy:

:von: is good at that for sure.
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Swinnow wrote::lol: :notworthy:

:von: is good at that for sure.
Not the first time either
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:von: "State of Wayne's barnet, Gary come soothe my brow"

alternatively....

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And Boris has apparently tested positive.
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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mh wrote:And Boris has apparently tested positive.
I watched him and Sunak clapping last night and at the end of the clip, dispite warnings not to have friends over or to visit people, Sunak followed him into No. 10
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mh wrote:And Boris has apparently tested positive.
I watched him and Sunak clapping last night and at the end of the clip, dispite warnings not to have friends over or to visit people, Sunak followed him into No. 10
The hypocrisy of tories clapping the same nurses they denied a pay rise (they cheered then, btw), clapping the same nhs they have systematically cut to bits over the last decade, has tipped me over the howling edge today :evil:
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:lol:
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hellboy69 wrote:The hypocrisy of tories clapping the same nurses they denied a pay rise (they cheered then, btw), clapping the same nhs they have systematically cut to bits over the last decade, has tipped me over the howling edge today :evil:
Yeah totally

You'll stand on your doorstep to applaud the NHS but you also consistently vote to defund it. OK boomer.
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