What is it with goths and cats?

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Since you all love to chat about four-legged fleabags, I thought you might find this of interest.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/bigcat2.asp

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one big kitten.

But I do prefere a dog!
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I like cats... just as long as they're not in the "look I could be mistaken for a Shetland pony" range....
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I think all cats are spies from some faraway planet, sent here to gather information in preparation for an imminent feline invasion.

So they'll be sending confusing messages back to their home planet about all humans wearing black, waking up at four in the afternoon and listening to Depressing electro rock music.
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Black Shuck wrote:I think all cats are spies from some faraway planet, sent here to gather information in preparation for an imminent feline invasion.

So they'll be sending confusing messages back to their home planet about all humans wearing black, waking up at four in the afternoon and listening to Depressing electro rock music.
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Black Shuck wrote:I think all cats are spies from some faraway planet, sent here to gather information in preparation for an imminent feline invasion.

So they'll be sending confusing messages back to their home planet about all humans wearing black, waking up at four in the afternoon and listening to Depressing electro rock music.
:lol:

cats rock
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I've got 3 tarantulas, 4 snakes and I Nile monitor!!!!
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Is a Nile monitor a bit like a milk monitor, only handing out bottles of murky river water?
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andymackem wrote:Is a Nile monitor a bit like a milk monitor, only handing out bottles of murky river water?
Yes, he's very good at it. Sometimes he brings me a cup of tea as well :wink:
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What is it with goths and cats?
they both stink of p*ss, have fleas, do whatever they like when they like. even if most are doing something altogether different. Oh, and they only come to life at night :twisted:
Goths have feelings too
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they're just soooooooooooo cute and furry and lovely and snuggly.
i have 3.
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Rover is almost as big as that cat.
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still a favourate of mine.
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Cats are cute and soft. Unfortunately, I'm deathly allergic to them, so I can't have any. Sucks to be me! :evil: :cry:
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I persuaded my Mother to get a cat after my eldest brother got married and left home. I named hom Fonzie. :von:

Mrs T's to blame nowadays. All of the earlier ones we had kept disappearing, but it never put her off for long. The two we've got now are mother and daughter and we've had them about ten and eight years respectively. They're buggers for wrecking your pine furniture, shag pile carpets and freshly hung wallpaper though.
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Padstar wrote:www.mycathatesyou.com

still a favourate of mine.
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