Abortion-leftover smoothie, that's what I missed the most when I stopped listening to rock.
Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
When they reschedule it, they could call it "never mind Coronavirus, here's the bollocks".
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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Planet Dave
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It's put me right off nut roasts has that 
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
And now for something completely different. An astrophysicist with magnets up his nose
Obviously it was love at first sight
Remember, only leave the house if absolutely necessary and don't carry a rucksack full of weed when you do.
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Being645
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They really could bend the rules a bit on weed these days given that it calms people down and gives them nice time. Better than getting drunk day by day ...Pista wrote:Remember, only leave the house if absolutely necessary and don't carry a rucksack full of weed when you do.
...Iceland: Forest rangers mark out two metre intervals so that locals can hug trees at a safe distance from each other
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EvilBastard
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Well true - now, if we could ask Rizla to produce a paper that was 2m long then we could share a joint with friends and still maintain appropriate distancing. Yes, I know you could stick several together, but even if you're using the king-size variety you'd need to be rolling, let me see now...25, call it 26 to allow for roach and twist. And you'd probably need to use one of those sushi rolling mats to get it done properly. And no, I didn't just try this. Really, officer. Although in theory you could just go with a regular-length joint and use a really really really long roach clip.Being645 wrote:They really could bend the rules a bit on weed these days given that it calms people down and gives them nice time. Better than getting drunk day by day ...Pista wrote:Remember, only leave the house if absolutely necessary and don't carry a rucksack full of weed when you do.
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody
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I don't think it's the size of the J, it's more the sharing that would be an issue. Don't bogart that joint with your coronavirus! 
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
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Planet Dave
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Nothing that Psychedelia Smith's Baking Emporium can't work around. Get yer mixing bowls out folks 
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Apparently hand sanitiser is just too damn tasty
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markfiend
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Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that. That's worse than meths!Pista wrote:Apparently hand sanitiser is just too damn tasty
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
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Being645
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Band facemasks to raise money for musicians charities ... not the worst idea.
And I expect this concept to spread, in particular as Universal Music (or any other record company) are not needed to do it ...
https://www.loudersound.com/news/band-f ... -charities
And I expect this concept to spread, in particular as Universal Music (or any other record company) are not needed to do it ...
https://www.loudersound.com/news/band-f ... -charities
Slightly bigger than they look in the photo. Would not buy again.
Not sure where to even begin with this headline
UK lockdown transforms Brighton garden into a shoe magnet
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
At least he managed to steer clear of udder disaster though likely to remain the butt of some jokes as people milk it for what it's worthiesus wrote:Bull's bid to scratch 'itchy bum' and...
Postman's costume found to be insensitive to the many postal workers who suffer from dog attacks annually. Or should that be anally?