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scuze me while a insert this little "ad" for a website i do:

are there any bikers on here? anyone in the market for a new crash helmet?

have a look at http://www.designerhelmets.com/

no, i don't run it. i just designed, built and maintain it for the guy that does own & run it. he's a spiffing chap - very reliable.

he sells some very, very cool helmets. go on, buy one :von:

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ayythanyoo ;D
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Does he sell the ones with the floppy ears? They're almost worth risking death for.
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I've got a GSXR600 8)
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Thrash Harry wrote:Does he sell the ones with the floppy ears? They're almost worth risking death for.
nah, i think he deliberately doesn't sell those stick-on ear things ;D :lol:
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Ahh. I am in the market for a new helmet, many thanks. Pity they don't stock arai's.
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does this bloke do pithe helmets??? Ed Rhombus might be interested in one or two or three...
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twp wrote:Ahh. I am in the market for a new helmet, many thanks. Pity they don't stock arai's.
a selection of arias and vemar "bluetooth" helmets are coming very soon ;)

always worth dropping him a mail about the arias - he can probably source them for you :)
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Cheers

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Those stupid ones with the ears look pathetic. Bikes are soooooooo cool (especially the shiny ones) and anyone who wears them just looks stupid, they should be shot immediatly!!!
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I don't know, 2 years ago at the MCN bash at Butlins, there were police riders wearing little pig ears on their white helmets. Fair goes to them
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twp wrote:I don't know, 2 years ago at the MCN bash at Butlins, there were police riders wearing little pig ears on their white helmets. Fair goes to them
Now that is pure genius!
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can't have been real police surely? They have zero sense of humour, unless of course they were doing it for chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaairdy
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