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CorpPunk
Pirate of Penzance
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Big Si wrote:
CorpPunk(ette) - Brachiosaur Spunkslinger(C**tbucket) :notworthy:
That'll teach me not to check the Joke of the Day section. Mine's actually pretty fabulous, in a really, really horrible and disgusting way.
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James Blast
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My real name comes up with - Rider of a female camel Grannybasher

Not Bad!
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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Loki
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Johnny Boy = Slutmonkey Bumfluffmonkey Whore :eek:

...which as its the Chinese year of the monkey next seems wholly appropriate.

Real Name = Chjortnick Governor :urff:

... which being a Chelsea fan has a nice Russian ring to it and also seems appropriate. :wink:
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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6FeetOver
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AndyTheGoth wrote: SinSister - Fart in a jamjar Sissychomper
:eek: What?! I got (for SINsister) Soggyminge Sissychomper. Hmph! :P

Real name: Extra-chromosome-special Gherkinpenis

Hmmm...I dunno about that. :roll: :urff: :von:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Gripper
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My real name: Valdoonican'slovechild Pissknickers
Val Doonican: Valdoonican'slovechild Republican

Gripper: Gherkinpenis
Gerkinpenis: Gherkinpenis Penisbreath


Gherkinpenis Penisbreath: Gherkinpenis Widdlebreath
If my real name was Gherkinpenis Penisbreath, then I would hate it if anyone called me Gherkinpenis Widdlebreath. That really would be right out of odrer.
My car's faster than your mum, but not as dirty.
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Planet Dave
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Red Sunsets wrote:Black Dahlia - **** Brachiosaur
Dave Whelan - Val Doonican's Lovechild Republican

No Offence!!!
I'm not gonna deny it. :twisted:
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
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Gripper
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Dave Whelan wrote:
Red Sunsets wrote:Black Dahlia - **** Brachiosaur
Dave Whelan - Val Doonican's Lovechild Republican

No Offence!!!
I'm not gonna deny it. :twisted:
Gripper wrote:Val Doonican: Valdoonican'slovechild Republican

Notieable that Dave Whelan and Val Doonican share the same name.
Strange that you never see the two of them in the same room at the same time.

Has Dave got a secret stash of colourful cardigans at home?
I think we should be told.

Mind you, I bet he really ROCKS on a rocking chair.
My car's faster than your mum, but not as dirty.
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Planet Dave
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Gripper wrote:
Dave Whelan wrote:
Red Sunsets wrote:Black Dahlia - **** Brachiosaur
Dave Whelan - Val Doonican's Lovechild Republican

No Offence!!!
I'm not gonna deny it. :twisted:
Gripper wrote:Val Doonican: Valdoonican'slovechild Republican

Notieable that Dave Whelan and Val Doonican share the same name.
Strange that you never see the two of them in the same room at the same time.

Has Dave got a secret stash of colourful cardigans at home?
I think we should be told.

Mind you, I bet he really ROCKS on a rocking chair.
Damn right! And you can pretend it's a Marshall stack and jump off it, with added wobble.

The cardies all got boil washed with me black undies, the inevitable occured, but I know they're colourful underneath.

I'm from the Republik Of Mancunia, and live in the People's Republic, so they even got that right.

Glorious.
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
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Andy TG
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Red Sunsets wrote:Blast's the name, James Blast, stirred not shaken.
It would appear not! ;-)

James Blast = Extra-chromosome-special Zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra f***er :eek:
This Is Not Ordinary S & M
This Is M & S S & M
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James Blast
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I am happy with that description, except the 'one chromosone too many' part.
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Quiff Boy
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Red Sunsets wrote:I am happy with that description, except the 'one chromosone too many' part.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:notworthy:
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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James Blast
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DEVO sprang to mind QB.
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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Robert E
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my real name: Rimjobber Gherkinpenis
my board name: Rimjobber Jesusfreak :notworthy:

now I only have one question: what the f**k is a gherkin?
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markfiend
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A gherkin is a species of small pickled cucumber.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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CellThree
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Look inside your McD burger. It's the green funny tasting round thing.
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James Blast
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CellThree wrote:Look inside your McD burger. It's the green funny tasting round thing.
I always thought that was a pickled dill?
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Quiff Boy
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CellThree wrote:Look inside your McD burger.
is that really wise? :urff:

ignorance is bliss, an' all that :eek: :urff:
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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markfiend
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I'd have thought the green thing in a McBurger has about as much in common with a gherkin as their burgers have in common with a cow ;)
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Mrs RicheyJames
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My daughter picks those out and eats them first!!!!
So proud
Only a paand.
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