The Heartland's Professional Drinking Team

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Ed Rhombus
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A big thank you to all the members of The Heartland's Professional Drinking Team, who came down to see Rhombus last Friday.

Top job!
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my pleasure! was a top notch gig! buy that sound guy a beer! :notworthy: 8)
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i did actually think of you. and drank anyway.
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i'm sure the gig was excellent but i'm afraid i was very, very drunk...
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Sorry... i was very very rehearsing :(

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Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
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Sorry not to come, but having previously been to Kirkstall Lites I'm afraid you would never get me in the place again. Think "The Slaughtered Lamb" at the start of American Werewolf in London. With added Leeds Rhinos fans.

Scary.
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And i was very, very far away :roll:
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RicheyJames wrote:i'm sure the gig was excellent but i'm afraid i was very, very drunk...
What's the matter with you man? Can't take your ale?
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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markfiend wrote:Sorry not to come, but having previously been to Kirkstall Lites I'm afraid you would never get me in the place again. Think "The Slaughtered Lamb" at the start of American Werewolf in London. With added Leeds Rhinos fans.

Scary.
Ah, so that's where it was. I knew I'd seen CJ's somewhere, apart from that massage parlour opposite the (ex) fire station on Stanningley Road. Anyone remember the Barcelona? A club of sorts just over the road from there.
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We had started drinking from 12.30 in the aft. Mr Harry!!!!
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"Some of the letters on Scardy's HL T-Shirt have come off Quiffy, thats just shoddy",
"It's the guitar strap!"

HOW drunk was I???

But I did look bloody good in Robs shades and I shall be planning to steal them in the very near future!
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markfiend wrote:Sorry not to come, but having previously been to Kirkstall Lites I'm afraid you would never get me in the place again. Think "The Slaughtered Lamb" at the start of American Werewolf in London. With added Leeds Rhinos fans.

Scary.
It was a separate bit downstairs, not like the pub at all. But I see what you mean. I didn't notice until after when all the boneheads were leaving

SG - that is pathetic!

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Shut up, At least i danced!!!
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Sexygoth wrote:"Some of the letters on Scardy's HL T-Shirt have come off Quiffy, thats just shoddy",
"It's the guitar strap!"

HOW drunk was I???
You should hear some of the banter on the bootleg (yes the gig was recorded!) :twisted:
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Scardwel wrote:
Sexygoth wrote:"Some of the letters on Scardy's HL T-Shirt have come off Quiffy, thats just shoddy",
"It's the guitar strap!"

HOW drunk was I???
You should hear some of the banter on the bootleg (yes the gig was recorded!) :twisted:
just how black was your new geetar scardy? :lol:

RAWK! :o

i though ed was on top form with the whitty comebacks... i had been saving up all those jibes but he countered every single one very nicely... :notworthy: ;D :lol:
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Aha! so it was YOU who shouted "how many geetars???" and "which one goes up to 11???" :lol: I wondered who that was! :lol:
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Sexygoth wrote:We had started drinking from 12.30 in the aft. Mr Harry!!!!
Ooh! A throughie. Don't they have them in the Black Country then?
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Scardwel wrote:
Sexygoth wrote:"Some of the letters on Scardy's HL T-Shirt have come off Quiffy, thats just shoddy",
"It's the guitar strap!"

HOW drunk was I???
You should hear some of the banter on the bootleg (yes the gig was recorded!) :twisted:
Nnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooo!!! I never learn :oops:
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Scardwel wrote:Aha! so it was YOU who shouted "how many geetars???" and "which one goes up to 11???" :lol: I wondered who that was! :lol:
umm, i think most of it was me... :oops: :lol:
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It was all you, big gob :roll:
God, it was like being back at the nursery!!! The only difference being, I didn't catch scarlet fever :lol:
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Sexygoth wrote:It was all you, big gob :roll:
God, it was like being back at the nursery!!! The only difference being, I didn't catch scarlet fever :lol:
and there was no teacher to clear up your sick. ;)
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RIBS
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Sexygoth wrote:RIBS
...though thinking about it, maybe you could have asked carrie? ;)

"Please Mrs Rhombus, I feel sick. Can I go home?" :lol:
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Like a bit of vom will stop the drinking process..........

Anyway, I wasn't bloody sick you cheeky sod
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Sexygoth wrote:Like a bit of vom will stop the drinking process..........

Anyway, I wasn't bloody sick you cheeky sod
weren't you? so why did you have to stop dancing?

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:innocent: ;D
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