The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
Post Reply
User avatar
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9021
Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26
Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.

only gingernuts are candidates for buttering
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
Top
User avatar
Pista
Cureboi
Posts: 17441
Joined: 25 Jun 2006, 15:03
Location: Lost In A Forest
Contact:
Contact Pista

Digestives are great with Brie or Camembert spread on them.

There. I said it. :P
Cheers.
Steve
Just like the old days
TheCureCommunity
Top
User avatar
sam donut
Some Kind of Donut
Posts: 594
Joined: 28 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: manchester, europe

Pista wrote:Digestives are great with Brie or Camembert spread on them.

There. I said it. :P
Yup! Or with a real mature cheddar!
Top
User avatar
Pista
Cureboi
Posts: 17441
Joined: 25 Jun 2006, 15:03
Location: Lost In A Forest
Contact:
Contact Pista

sam donut wrote:
Pista wrote:Digestives are great with Brie or Camembert spread on them.

There. I said it. :P
Yup! Or with a real mature cheddar!
:notworthy:

Or Stilton. The cheese of the gods
Cheers.
Steve
Just like the old days
TheCureCommunity
Top
User avatar
sam donut
Some Kind of Donut
Posts: 594
Joined: 28 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: manchester, europe

:D
I now predict a day of cheese eating.
🎵 Good times come to me now 🎶
Top
User avatar
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9021
Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26
Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.

It's National Biscuit Day tomorrow.
ALERT
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
Top
User avatar
Pista
Cureboi
Posts: 17441
Joined: 25 Jun 2006, 15:03
Location: Lost In A Forest
Contact:
Contact Pista

emilystrange wrote:It's National Biscuit Day tomorrow.
ALERT
Haha. I have a reminder in my phone's calendar. So rock n roll :lol:
Cheers.
Steve
Just like the old days
TheCureCommunity
Top
User avatar
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9021
Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26
Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.

;D
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
Top
User avatar
MadameButterfly
HL's mystical safekeeper
Posts: 6924
Joined: 12 Jul 2005, 09:29
Location: in my own galaxy

Pista wrote:
emilystrange wrote:It's National Biscuit Day tomorrow.
ALERT
Haha. I have a reminder in my phone's calendar. So rock n roll :lol:
i know I'm probably going to regret this but what the hell does this day entail?
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
Top
User avatar
Pista
Cureboi
Posts: 17441
Joined: 25 Jun 2006, 15:03
Location: Lost In A Forest
Contact:
Contact Pista

Eating & appreciating many many biscuits :D
Cheers.
Steve
Just like the old days
TheCureCommunity
Top
User avatar
MadameButterfly
HL's mystical safekeeper
Posts: 6924
Joined: 12 Jul 2005, 09:29
Location: in my own galaxy

Pista wrote:Eating & appreciating many many biscuits :D
:lol: :lol: yes very rock 'n roll, so how many have you had today?
and i hope you have a large assortment!
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
Top
User avatar
Pista
Cureboi
Posts: 17441
Joined: 25 Jun 2006, 15:03
Location: Lost In A Forest
Contact:
Contact Pista

I made some last week.
Chocolate chip cookies (which are just biscuits really). :D
Cheers.
Steve
Just like the old days
TheCureCommunity
Top
User avatar
iesus
Overbomber
Posts: 4429
Joined: 15 Mar 2006, 11:15
Location: x-EU

And reading along The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul by Douglas Adams ;D :notworthy:
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Top
User avatar
Pista
Cureboi
Posts: 17441
Joined: 25 Jun 2006, 15:03
Location: Lost In A Forest
Contact:
Contact Pista

Truly we have reached end times
Cheers.
Steve
Just like the old days
TheCureCommunity
Top
Spiggy Sage
Road Kill
Posts: 64
Joined: 29 May 2020, 11:33
Location: in the more interesting part of the world

:eek: :( :cry:
I don't know if you were wrong, but I fail to see the point of being right.
Top
User avatar
Charlie
Slight Overbomber
Posts: 1481
Joined: 27 Mar 2017, 19:12
Location: Yorkshire

Pista wrote:Truly we have reached end times
A dry husk with no cream - that is a sad ending to the promise of biscuit delights :evil: :lol: :lol:
Top
User avatar
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9021
Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26
Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.

My lockdown class have renamed themselves the Jaffa Cake Class
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
Top
User avatar
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9021
Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26
Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.

The Jaffa Cake Class have been taste testing the different flavours. Three of them, anyway. Strawberry was a bit dull, orange popular, but pineapple won. it has a bit of zing and a nice smell.

Couldn't find any lemon or blackcurrant ones.
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
Top
User avatar
EmmaPeelWannaBe
Slight Overbomber
Posts: 1609
Joined: 10 Jul 2015, 21:55
Location: San Francisco

Due to covid my usual sources for digestive biscuits have been unreliable. I ordered a box of 12, not noticing until they arrived that they were Burtons not McVitie’s.

2020 just keeps getting worse.
Top
User avatar
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9021
Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26
Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.

Oh no!
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
Top
User avatar
iesus
Overbomber
Posts: 4429
Joined: 15 Mar 2006, 11:15
Location: x-EU

This thread should be pinned, i believe :innocent: ;D
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Top
User avatar
Debaser
Overbomber
Posts: 4658
Joined: 30 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: Lincoln. UK

sam donut wrote: ↑13 Apr 2020, 11:53 :D
I now predict a day of cheese eating.
Not in my world...
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
Top
User avatar
sam donut
Some Kind of Donut
Posts: 594
Joined: 28 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: manchester, europe

Debaser wrote: ↑05 Jul 2020, 01:55
sam donut wrote: ↑13 Apr 2020, 11:53 :D
I now predict a day of cheese eating.
Not in my world...
Oh, it was very much a prediction of my own personal scoffing. Cheese-eating is not a mandate. 🧀
Top
User avatar
Debaser
Overbomber
Posts: 4658
Joined: 30 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: Lincoln. UK

sam donut wrote: ↑05 Jul 2020, 11:13
Debaser wrote: ↑05 Jul 2020, 01:55
sam donut wrote: ↑13 Apr 2020, 11:53 :D
I now predict a day of cheese eating.
Not in my world...
Oh, it was very much a prediction of my own personal scoffing. Cheese-eating is not a mandate. 🧀
Phewie! Cheese is boak!

Anyway, I'm now 3/4 of a way through a packet of bourbon - somebody stop me!
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
Top
User avatar
EvilBastard
Overbomber
Posts: 3903
Joined: 01 Feb 2006, 17:48
Location: Where the Ruined Tower shouts

I'd like to think that I'm a reasonable man. I'd like to think that I'm compassionate, that I can find it in my cold black little heart to forgive most things. The passing of time makes this easier - I am prepared to forgive China for the Opium Wars, for swine/bird/mouse flu, for the Wu Tang Virus, for my getting fleeced by some bugger while I was there on holiday a few years back - all of these things can, and do, in time pale into insignificance.

But I'm afraid that I must take the gloves off. This is the final straw - clearly they're just trying my patience now, and enough is enough. Every man has his limit, and this is mine.
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Top
Post Reply

Return to “General Chat”