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Son. You've got a watermelon on your head
It was wrong of me to think Wales was in England. But you're still a bunch of b@stards
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hilarious. dumb-as-soup pigs having to deal with dumb-as-soup plebs all confused by dumb-as-soup cunts like boris. what a fucking joke.Pista wrote:It was wrong of me to think Wales was in England. But you're still a bunch of b@stards
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
![Flying Bat! :bat:](./images/smilies/icon_flyingbat.gif)
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
![Flying Bat! :bat:](./images/smilies/icon_flyingbat.gif)
I suggest to the nuns use Caslon Antique and black cover around a happy nuns picture at the center
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'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
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iesus wrote:I suggest to the nuns use Caslon Antique and black cover around a happy nuns picture at the center![]()
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Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
![Flying Bat! :bat:](./images/smilies/icon_flyingbat.gif)
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
![Flying Bat! :bat:](./images/smilies/icon_flyingbat.gif)
The comment went for thislazarus corporation wrote:Just imagine the confusion (and surprising high sales) if @SistersOfMercy decide to release an albumPista wrote:They are brilliant aren't they?
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And now i realise that there is sometime since then
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![Mr. Green ;D](./images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif)
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Bad: A whole orchestra stranded because of coronavirus.
Worse: In a haunted German castle.
OMG no!: Surrounded by wolves
Worse: In a haunted German castle.
OMG no!: Surrounded by wolves
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
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How could they tell that the Swan was a Manc? Was it "monkey walking" around the park having mistaken it for Piccadilly Gardens, or was it honking "mad ferrit are kid" in a ghastly accent at innocent passers by?
....if I have to explain, then you'll never understand....
Swinnow wrote:How could they tell that the Swan was a Manc? Was it "monkey walking" around the park having mistaken it for Piccadilly Gardens, or was it honking "mad ferrit are kid" in a ghastly accent at innocent passers by?
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Pista wrote:Swinnow wrote:How could they tell that the Swan was a Manc? Was it "monkey walking" around the park having mistaken it for Piccadilly Gardens, or was it honking "mad ferrit are kid" in a ghastly accent at innocent passers by?
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(god bless Viz!)
Are no statues safe anymore?
Normal service has been resumed as pubs finally re-open in the UK,.
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Not if you're a Leicester Leper.Pista wrote: ↑05 Jul 2020, 14:50 Normal service has been resumed as pubs finally re-open in the UK,.
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Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
![Flying Bat! :bat:](./images/smilies/icon_flyingbat.gif)
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
![Flying Bat! :bat:](./images/smilies/icon_flyingbat.gif)
i heard only pubs in the Isle of Man are safe
![Mr. Green ;D](./images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif)
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![Flying Bat! :bat:](./images/smilies/icon_flyingbat.gif)
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Sure-fire way to get in the news: Driving a car with stolen plates through a Pho King window
Time for a nice relaxing pint down The Post Apocalyptic Wasteland Arms
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Is it wrong that I think that looks pretty cool? ![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/lolol.gif)
Gotta love that Fallout 3 aesthetic.
In all seriousness though, it's a small community boozer that probably needs to re-open for financial reasons, and due to social distancing rules they probably have had to be pretty inventive. They can only work with what they've got![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
Also, I suspect the “punters” that go there aren’t looking for a nice hipster joint. They just want a cold beer pulled from a keg and a chat to their pals that they see there every week!
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Gotta love that Fallout 3 aesthetic.
In all seriousness though, it's a small community boozer that probably needs to re-open for financial reasons, and due to social distancing rules they probably have had to be pretty inventive. They can only work with what they've got
![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
Also, I suspect the “punters” that go there aren’t looking for a nice hipster joint. They just want a cold beer pulled from a keg and a chat to their pals that they see there every week!
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Those chairs look fairly weaponisable don't they
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