MAJOR THREAD NECRO!!
in a Thin Lizzy Style:
1) Are you male or female?
"i am just a cowboy..."
2) Describe yourself:
"I'm a rocker!"
3) How do your friends feel about you?
"Me and my buddies we're gonna get drunk, we're gonna go out on the town.
We'll be checiking it out....slipping it in....and stepping out of line"
4) Who do you want to be?
"The vulture sits on top of the big top circus arena
He's seen the show before, knows someone's gonna fall
Just near the part where the beautiful dancing tightrope ballerina
Forgets the safety-net is not there at all!
Down he swoops, with claws drawn to take her
Razor-sharp! So savage is she mauled
"Oh my God is there no-one who can save her?"
In steps the Fox, to thunderous applause".
5) Describe your significant other
"Valentino's got nowhere to go
On his own like Romeo
Blow by blow he watches his money go
Now he's oh solo"
6) What would you rather be doing?
"in Brazil they got a pill
A real sheek cheeky pill
Take one too many nd you'll feel quite ill
But you'd really take a chance
In the boogie-woogie-dance"
7) describe where you live
"its a different scene
there are people there who are so obsene
if you see what i mean then theyve stolen your dream"
Describe how you love
"Don't believe me if i tell you
Not a word of this is true
There just might be some oither silly pretty girl
That i'm singing to"
9) A final few words of wisdom
"There are people that will investigate you
They'll insinuate, intimidate and complicate you
Don't ever wait or hesitate to state the fate that awaits those who
Try to shake or take you
Don't let them break you"
but evn more succintly:
"Its alright to lose your heart, but never lose your head."
sadly morrisey reminds me of myself, not - 
extra kudos for using Zod! not many folk seem to have kept Mark where he truly belongs - In The Hall Of The Rock Gods. 