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Manky Swan upgraded to Posh Duck
Yeah. Someone really hates that swan 
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markfiend
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I'm half-convinced that the universe has broken and we're now living in an episode of Brass Eye.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
Somebody on the twitters suggested it could be a rival swan
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OK so i'm late to the swan party but yes! wow! fukcing hilary-hairy-arse! :
However our Scotch cousins dont seem to have factored in the literacy of the swan which would indicate that its IQ may be considerably higher than theirs. Willing citizens of old Edina who will no doubt have daubed their vile scrawl whilst fucked and bombed on a near fatal cocktail of shortbread offal and heroin....deep-fried!
....swans ARE cunts though, despite being delicious.
However our Scotch cousins dont seem to have factored in the literacy of the swan which would indicate that its IQ may be considerably higher than theirs. Willing citizens of old Edina who will no doubt have daubed their vile scrawl whilst fucked and bombed on a near fatal cocktail of shortbread offal and heroin....deep-fried!
....swans ARE cunts though, despite being delicious.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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markfiend
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Ghislaine Maxwell:
The question everybody is asking...
How the fcuk do you pronounce Ghislaine?
The question everybody is asking...
How the fcuk do you pronounce Ghislaine?
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
Most of the newscasters I hear have given up & have reverted to Ms Maxwell
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markfiend
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Wiki reckons it's more-or-less like Elaine but with a hard G on the front.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
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"Pedo-bitch" is my preferred pronounciation.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
Well that's settled then
This is actually really cool.
Care home residents recreate classic album covers
Care home residents recreate classic album covers
...“I feel like I need to make it clear I’m not just some kind of attention-seeker trying to live out some weird alternate reality. This is my life,” Said man with a flame spouting shed for a head
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Pista wrote: ↑15 Jul 2020, 09:18 “I feel like I need to make it clear I’m not just some kind of attention-seeker trying to live out some weird alternate reality. This is my life,” Said man with a flame spouting shed for a head
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Oh Spain was lovely. The beaches weren't crowded & the cannabis deliveries were always on time.
Durham man would really like Amazon to stop sending him rubber ducks