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Quiff Boy wrote: ↑30 Jul 2020, 21:12 Well someone likes purple... https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/gal ... auve-house
The lounge looks great.
Bedroom not so great
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Quiff Boy wrote: ↑30 Jul 2020, 21:12 Well someone likes purple... https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/gal ... auve-house
Prince must be delighted that the location of his post-faked-death hideaway has been revealed. Glad to see that he's gone with the obligatory tangle-twist khazi-carpet - I can see people going "Ey oop - aren't you Prince, the diminutive apparently-dead rock star? You're the spitting image of him."
"What's that? No no no, I'm Arthur Prestwich and I live in Hillingdon."
"Give over - you're Prince!"
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Pista wrote: ↑30 Jul 2020, 21:24
Quiff Boy wrote: ↑30 Jul 2020, 21:12 Well someone likes purple... https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/gal ... auve-house
The lounge looks great.
Bedroom not so great
carpets in kitchen and bathroom tho :urff:
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What kind of wild dinner parties do these people have where a bed is required in the dining room..?

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EvilBastard wrote: ↑30 Jul 2020, 21:58 What kind of wild dinner parties do these people have where a bed is required in the dining room..?

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Wondered that myself, along with "why have you got a bar stool next to your bath?" and then saying, "That's weird, you've got the same one in your large purple study".
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... :eek: :eek: :eek: ... terrible ... I couldn't stay longer than five minutes in that place ...
hopefully, these people don't treat any pets to such a setting ... *shiver ... although ...
I'm pretty sure no cat would put up with a home like that... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ;D :lol: ...
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Berlin shoe thief finally out-foxed
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Suddenly camels
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Amid efforts to stop the spread of coronavirus in the region an Irish pub in Spain bans *checks notes* Sweet Caroline
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Would you do me the honour of becoming my wife?......Oh & can I stay at your place for a bit?
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The best news? She still said YES!
:) :)
Good to hear that this had a happy ending. At least there will be no conflict of were to stay together ;D :innocent: :bat: :bat:
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John Cleese in action :notworthy: :notworthy:

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Hats off to Liverpool. If only the rest of the country could ban the frog-faced scrotum.

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God yeah, "Blue" Joe is a bit of a waste of an office nowadays but he's spot on about Farage.
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Swinnow wrote: ↑07 Aug 2020, 22:49 God yeah, "Blue" Joe is a bit of a waste of an office nowadays but he's spot on about Farage.
Totally agree with you!
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He's a really good painter.........when he gets the right property
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Going for a hike with your friends in an American National Park? Make sure they're REALLY your friends
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Pista wrote: ↑09 Aug 2020, 10:19 Going for a hike with your friends in an American National Park? Make sure they're REALLY your friends
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zeUEasaUltg


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You just outrun your slowest buddy/ Whoever that guy is”
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sultan2075 wrote: ↑09 Aug 2020, 14:18
Pista wrote: ↑09 Aug 2020, 10:19 Going for a hike with your friends in an American National Park? Make sure they're REALLY your friends
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zeUEasaUltg


“We've all heard that old chestnut/ You don't outrun the grizz'
You just outrun your slowest buddy/ Whoever that guy is”
Ha! Great song on a great album!

If anyone is so inclined they can listen to Timothy Treadwell getting eaten alive by a Grizzly Bear on YouTube. I however would not recommend it.
Werner Herzog didn't seem to enjoy it either.
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John Peel’s collection goes for a pound a record! 😳😳😳

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote: ↑11 Aug 2020, 12:48 John Peel’s collection goes for a pound a record! 😳😳😳

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... 2-000.html

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Not that John Peel though :lol:

By the way Iz I cropped off the tracking ID from the link you posted.
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So water really does flow backwards in Australia

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Quiff Boy wrote: ↑11 Aug 2020, 14:30 So water really does flow backwards in Australia

Hah, that looks refreshing ... :) ... far over 30 C again here ... *sweatening ...
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Going Backwards :eek: :eek:
this waterfall is Depeche Mode fan ;D :innocent:
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