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Lamia
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Am bursting to tell the entire world, so thought you lot would be a good start!!! 8)

Me and my partner (you might know him as (sideshow) Jack from the Wishville site) are having a bairn!! :D

We are both absolutely over the moon, but already arguing as to which footie team he/she will support!

He reckons the poor sod will be a Hartlepool supporter like his dad - Hah! he has another thing coming :roll:

Play up Pompey!! ;D

Ideas for names most welcome as we cant agree on those either!!! :eek:
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Congrats! :notworthy:
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Image Congrats! I hope all goes well.

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Congrats to to you both! :D

I guess that means you've been 'doing it' :urff:

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Congratulations! :D
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Congratulations!

May I suggest the name 'Corpy,' for a girl or a boy? :wink:
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I always thought Red was pretty unisex :innocent:
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t' Internet has been playing up tonight, sorry, must be the pancakes.
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CONGRATULATIONS.. 8)
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always liked the name "barry" myself... ;)

congrats 8)
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CONGRATS HUN XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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Congrats!
I have a friend who is pregnant at the moment and we have been discussing names. We like Airan for a boy and Scarlet, Magenta or Violet for girls :wink: :D :D 8)
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Congats from the Doktor and Misses D, we have 3 in our brood so far, a pleasure the lot of em, word of caution though....

Please in the name of God do not give the kiddy a hip wierd name, they will hate you in later life....

I have friends (loosely called..) with various names for their progeny as Vlad, Damion, Tijuana Lucana, Lumiere.... you get the idea, they thought they were being oh so alternative (spit!) when all they are doing is condemning the poor unborn to a life of therapy and years of ridicule..

"Ha Hah! Vlads dads a GOTH!!!!" :oops:

For the record, mine are Lily, Dylan and Ethan.
Nowt wrong with them eh? :innocent:

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Happy 4 Ya! :D :D

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Cool! :notworthy: :notworthy:

With the onset of pelvic floor exercises, I suggest that 'Gripper', if not a suitable name for da kid, is a suitable nickname for yourself. :innocent:

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Congratulations!!

Hope all goes well, particularly with the name-choosing. Two books of names (two, I ask you?) yielded Ethan for our lovable sprog, Mandy having already unleashed Reece onto the world by the time I turned up. Given that Ethan was my second choice, may I suggest Wolfgang. You know you want to.

The footy lark is always problematic. Though obviously I expect little sympathy, it's darn hard (for a Manc Red) watching his Leeds boys turn more into Leeds Boys with every passing day. But a bit of harmless (??) rivalry always spices up Saturdays.

Congrats again.

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Congrats!

I'm fond of the names Rover or Fido.

Failing that, Lucien or Luke serve pretty well.
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:We like Airan for a boy and Scarlet, Magenta or Violet for girls.
Moving to Transylvania anytime soon? ;)

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Congrats :D :D :D

hope all goes well!!
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I've always felt Christopher, when given its Polish version, can be both conventional and distinctive at the same time.

Trouble is, any child learning to spell Krzyztof is likely to sue for emotional trauma later in life.

As for the footie, it has to be the Poolies, I'm afraid. Bit of north east solidarity 'n' that. Maybe Krzyztof H Angus?
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andymackem wrote:Maybe Krzyztof H Angus?
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That's the funniest thing I've heard in ages!

Congratulations, Lamia Honey. Names? You can't go wrong with James or Kate.
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Congratulations! Do you know what flavour of bun you have in your oven yet?
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markfiend wrote:Congratulations! Do you know what flavour of bun you have in your oven yet?
judging by the father, i'd say blueberry. ;)

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Oh bless. I'm all happy for you...

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Congratulations. My only advice on names is not to go for a unisex one or s/he might get allocated to the wrong dormitory on a Junior school trip, much to the amusement of everyone else. :oops:
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Congratulations!!!

nice for you!!
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