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We suspected she was quite drunk..
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There's a lot of things I didn't expect going on here:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b09l29zx
But the main one has to be
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b09l29zx
But the main one has to be
Cosey Fanni Tutti shares her gardening tips
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What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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When your parents are fans of W.A.Mozart this can happen
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'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
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The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Amphibian Logic..
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Suddenly: Penguin
Cat knocks pensioner unconscious then proceeds to fight his dog. Tadaah!
I'd be in favour of banning it on general principle, Coronavirus is just a convenient excuse.Pista wrote: ↑04 Aug 2020, 09:45 Amid efforts to stop the spread of coronavirus in the region an Irish pub in Spain bans *checks notes* Sweet Caroline
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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'Ello 'ello 'ello. Little help here please
PSA: If you're thinking of riding a horse through town at night with an axe, don't
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Someone called Harry Macgwayr or something like this was arrested in Mykonos Greece for beating English fans of other football teams. They said he is captain of Machester United
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'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Today's news is he was given a date-time to pass court of law and set free until then
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'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
This looks important.
Young people today are intimidated by.... *checks notes*...... full stops.