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A growing number of employers don't mind informal wear but most of them prefer that you wear trousers
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our team have adopted an informal dress code for video calls... we call it "business from the waist up"
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it's optional, but strongly encouraged
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What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
That seems to be a running theme this year.
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Good evening ladies & gentlemen. We are just making our final approach to Los Angeles International Airport so if you look out of the windows on the left you can see......a guy with a jet pack
Man makes impassioned plea on one of the most pressing matters facing our world today
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The thing is, he's not wrong. Boneless chicken "wings" aren't generally wings at all, they're made from breast meat. https://www.cracked.com/article_28525_b ... there.htmlPista wrote: ↑03 Sep 2020, 08:08 Man makes impassioned plea on one of the most pressing matters facing our world today
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
Woman issues plea to find new home for lost kitten that was wandering a Sheffield car park...Did I say, "Kitten"? I actually meant crayfish
Is there anything worse than.....an Iceland Jobby Horror?
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Should I email her a Louisiana Cajun boil recipe? I actually don’t eat them, I can’t stand to look at them. I think I got turned off as a kid when I was told to “twist the tail off and suck the head”. I’m not that southern
Is you is or is you a’int, an LSU Tigers fan?
Geaux Tigahs!
Geaux Tigahs!
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Omg! Hahaha, the goodwill gesture of Lindor chocolate balls, those employees were having a good laugh!
Is you is or is you a’int, an LSU Tigers fan?
Geaux Tigahs!
Geaux Tigahs!
It's a story as old as time itself. Man capsizes his kayak. Loses his oar. Is rescued by seven priests on a floating Tiki bar
We've all been there. A fly gets in the house & you blow up half the house trying to catch it
I didn't expect that swat flies with my hands saved me so far from the same fate as that manPista wrote: ↑07 Sep 2020, 10:43 We've all been there. A fly gets in the house & you blow up half the house trying to catch it
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'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
IQ reveal party tells unborn baby that its parents are idiots.
A goat ate my paperwork sergeant.
Slow news day goes full-glacial at OTS news. Phil's wife might just have a valid point though
Things you shouldn't do while having a covid test include swallowing the swab stick
Pro tip: Clear your internet search history for artificial hands before attempting to scam your insurance company
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FFSPista wrote: ↑12 Sep 2020, 09:00 Pro tip: Clear your internet search history for artificial hands before attempting to scam your insurance company
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That’s insane! I can’t believe anyone going through that. Then again there are constantly people driving wild on the interstate trying to get in a wreck with an 18-wheeler to collect insurance money. The world these daysOLDFART wrote: ↑12 Sep 2020, 11:02FFSPista wrote: ↑12 Sep 2020, 09:00 Pro tip: Clear your internet search history for artificial hands before attempting to scam your insurance company, I better not get any ideas at work on monday .
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Is you is or is you a’int, an LSU Tigers fan?
Geaux Tigahs!
Geaux Tigahs!
Woman celebrating her first wedding anniversary encourages more Brits to marry their local shrub
Mobile ironing service reprimanded for post-ironing process
Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, isn't it, ay? Beautiful plumage
“While there is a small degree of interpretation that can be applied to face coverings, we do not believe it extends to the use of snakeskin – especially when still attached to the snake.”