Hold the front page! Some news happened. Film at 11
If you're a navy officer in charge of nuclear weapons, turning up for duty drunk with a bag of BBQ chicken might be frowned upon
No!. Not stimulation. I said, "simulation".
I think there is winner to this with more filthy richesPista wrote: ↑16 Oct 2020, 08:38 Corruption cash hidden in my buttocks? What am I? Some kind of a$$hole?
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
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Hahah!
You're not wrong, @Phil
Om a related note, we've created a rather topical ltd edition tee that we are selling to raise money for a local foodbank:
Mens: https://mancstpauli.co.uk/shop/t-shirts ... s-t-shirt/
Womens: https://mancstpauli.co.uk/shop/t-shirts ... d-t-shirt/
You're not wrong, @Phil
Om a related note, we've created a rather topical ltd edition tee that we are selling to raise money for a local foodbank:
Mens: https://mancstpauli.co.uk/shop/t-shirts ... s-t-shirt/
Womens: https://mancstpauli.co.uk/shop/t-shirts ... d-t-shirt/
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
You know we're edging closer to peak 2020 when escaped cloned female mutant crayfish take over a Belgian cemetery
Corporal Alexander Zherebtsov in big trouble with Major Faux Pas
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Lovely house for sale in the States.
The 3D tour is especially good: https://www.redfin.com/KY/Louisville/88 ... e/84240362
The 3D tour is especially good: https://www.redfin.com/KY/Louisville/88 ... e/84240362
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Floodmoon!
"Experts say that water-ice could form the basis of a future lunar economy, once we've figured out how to extract it."
"Experts say that water-ice could form the basis of a future lunar economy, once we've figured out how to extract it."
It's 2020 and nothing is going to fuel divisions in society more than *checks notes* how to fold towels
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Woolworths is (apparently) returning.
Tory austerity, child poverty, overt racism, mass unemployment, closed borders... and now Woolworths.
We love the 1970s here in the UK, clearly.
Tory austerity, child poverty, overt racism, mass unemployment, closed borders... and now Woolworths.
We love the 1970s here in the UK, clearly.
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Apparently it was a hoax.
Not the 1970s bit. The Woolworth's bit
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That was the good bit though!
Without addressing her attire, she passed the floor to a fellow health advisor who donned an anthropomorphic onsie....
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@Spiggy Sage - want some of these?Pista wrote: ↑24 Oct 2020, 09:01 You know we're edging closer to peak 2020 when [url=https://www.ampgoo.com/escaped-cloned-f ... n-cemetery]escaped cloned female mutant crayfish take over a Belgian cemetery[/url
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
To be fair, in the wrong hands, leeks can be dangerous weapons
Khan stated that he later realised the “genie” was actually just one of the men in disguise
That's nothing - ask people the correct way to hang them on the washing line...Pista wrote: ↑27 Oct 2020, 12:15 It's 2020 and nothing is going to fuel divisions in society more than *checks notes* how to fold towels
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
Oh yes. I have also had similar arguments about how to hang jeans on the washing lineDebaser wrote: ↑02 Nov 2020, 11:53That's nothing - ask people the correct way to hang them on the washing line...Pista wrote: ↑27 Oct 2020, 12:15 It's 2020 and nothing is going to fuel divisions in society more than *checks notes* how to fold towels
Move over nationwide lockdowns, election rigging & extremist attacks. Here's a duck wearing a bow tie setting off a car alarm.
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At risk of causing a Civil War, please do tell me how are you and your jeans on the line?
I am only aware of two ways: legs pointing down or legs pointing up.
I’m not precious about either, but love the idea that some people are. For me it largely depends on how thick the waistband is - for example jeans have a thick waistband so I don’t like to put pegs over them as it may stop them drying properly whereas other trousers with a sinner waistband benefit from being hung by the tops to avoid creating peg marks at the bottom of the legs.
(fascinating insight for you there!)
I am only aware of two ways: legs pointing down or legs pointing up.
I’m not precious about either, but love the idea that some people are. For me it largely depends on how thick the waistband is - for example jeans have a thick waistband so I don’t like to put pegs over them as it may stop them drying properly whereas other trousers with a sinner waistband benefit from being hung by the tops to avoid creating peg marks at the bottom of the legs.
(fascinating insight for you there!)
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Research suggests you might not actually need to wash your jeans at all.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell