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So we all know them from Emma, but had a listen to a Spotify playlist of their other stuff the other day and they're really interesting. Then I found this Guardian article which dug deeper - https://www.theguardian.com/music/music ... ange-group there's a lot of dark stuff in there.

Just posted as an fyi.

And also because when i lived in Penge the bloke who did Errol Brown on Stars in Thier Eyes was karaoking in a pub near the station and I made him sing Emma, which confused the locals.
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Can we expect Errol Brown themed attire next time around?
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Swinnow wrote: 29 Nov 2020, 23:25 Can we expect Errol Brown themed attire next time around?
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a nice kipper-collared polyester dick* with this suit would do it even.

* dick as in "dickie dirt = shirt" - cockney rhyming slang. i know, stupid isnt it? :roll:
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Talking of rhyming slang I only very recently discovered that "raspberry" was from "raspberry tart = fart".
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markfiend wrote: 30 Nov 2020, 10:12 Talking of rhyming slang I only very recently discovered that "raspberry" was from "raspberry tart = fart".
Encroable! My youngest only today asked me why blowing a raspberry was described as such and now I have the answer! Thank you!
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As a devout northerner you can stick all that cockernee cultural imperialism up where the sun don't go. It's bad enough hearing fellow northerners saying 'banter' every five minutes. I blame Eastenders, bring back Brookside NOW.

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There's a lot of rhyming slang entered more general English: "Ruby" - "Ruby Murray, curry", "Butchers" - "butcher's hook, look", "Barnet" - "Barnet fair - hair" and perhaps most notoriously "Berk" - "Berkeley hunt"

I also hate the word "banter".
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markfiend wrote: 01 Dec 2020, 10:26 I also hate the word "banter".
I don't actually hate the word, it's more a case of using it appropriately. To me it's fine hearing someone from the south-east of England using it in their context but it's well weird hearing a Scot or a Geordie saying it. I love the differences as you move around. I think it's great that a 'vanilla' in Leeds is a 'custard slice' in Liverpool. Having said that though I still worry about Yorkshire people not realising they have had all the currents stolen out of their teacakes.
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along with pearly kings and queens, west ham united and ghost-written gentlemen gangster's "auto"-biographies i f**king despise all things cockney. but most of all i hate their ridiculous rhyming s**t. it's not even any good. it's like Edward Leer in a sheepskin drinking babycham mixed with Watney's Red Barrel and faking a stroke. berkley hunts to a man. :twisted:

however i do like Leith-style Irvin Welshb rhyming slang . and the scouse one "Gary Abblet = tablet, as in Ecstasy " is very good.
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Swinnow wrote: 01 Dec 2020, 10:56 I still worry about Yorkshire people not realising they have had all the currents stolen out of their teacakes.
:lol: that one's not just Yorkshire though, my mum has always called the plain, currantless kind of bread roll a teacake and she's from Greater Manchester.
Wikipedia wrote:In East Lancashire, the former West Riding of Yorkshire, Cumbria and elsewhere in the North like the town of Barnsley, a teacake is a round bread roll which is cut in half to make sandwiches. They do not usually contain any sort of dried fruit.
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And of course in Scotland this is a teacake.
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markfiend wrote: 01 Dec 2020, 12:17 And of course in Scotland this is a teacake.
mmmm tunnock's.... :notworthy: but not deep-fried.
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Yorkshire and Lancashire agreeing on something! Well I'll be damned :lol:

btw - The Wirral was in Cheshire when I was born, consequently I have no dog in that fight and no understanding of cricket either.
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I don't mind a bit of NOrthern rhyming eg, that lot's bobbins.
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As we used to say dan at upton park

YOR GOIN OME IN A FACKIN AMBALANCE
Somewhere on a tiny planet
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And at the rave - You're going home in a floating ambience.................
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