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Is there nothing the police won't do to get cut price doughnuts?
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Babe, it's a skylight
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Witnesses were able to provide the police with sketches of the rogue driver
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Before driving off in your car, make sure you don't have any surplus doors.
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& that was the new single from Half Man Half Biscuit entitled Johnny Rotten's flea-bitten penis.
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Pista wrote: ↑23 Nov 2020, 09:52 & that was the new single from Half Man Half Biscuit entitled Johnny Rotten's flea-bitten penis.
“befriending”

sure, john.

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They were obviously after his nuts.
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mh wrote: ↑23 Nov 2020, 14:50 They were obviously after his nuts.
ba-dum tish! :lol:
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That's one brave flea.
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i'm assuming it's dead now.

probably of TB or something ikky.

poor flea.

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Dammit Beave!
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Turns out standing really really still isn't the best way to hide from the police.
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Did he think the police were like a T. rex? "Don't move! He can't see you if you don't move!"
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:lol:
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Austrian village changes its name because they've fcuking had enough
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Welcome to Kent. The Toilet Of England
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Pista wrote: ↑27 Nov 2020, 13:07 Austrian village changes its name because they've fcuking had enough
some people just don't deserve history and tradition :roll:
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Reason for sale: Wife figured out it isn't an air purifier.
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And the 2020 Turnip Prize winner is........ Lockdown
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Giant Penis Monument Vanishes In Germany And The Police Have No Clue
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Police spokesman says, "This the hardest one we've investigated."

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Anyone have Adolf Hitler winning an election on their 2020 bingo card?
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