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My last post advocated continuous heavy drinking until such times as things improve.

I realise that I should have included the caveat that continuous heavy drinking can have unintended side-effects. Like changing your name legally to Celine Dion.
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EvilBastard wrote:
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My last post advocated continuous heavy drinking until such times as things improve.

I realise that I should have included the caveat that continuous heavy drinking can have unintended side-effects. Like changing your name legally to Celine Dion.
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Seriously Denmark. WTF?
Look, I'm not proud of it, but I needed the work, so when they asked if I'd star in it I really had no option.
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Now then, children - I want you to listen very very carefully:

Do. Not. Mainline. Shrooms.
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Now then, children - I want you to listen very very carefully:

Do. Not. Mainline. Shrooms.
He was just trying to be a fun gi

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Burglars took cash, jewellery, power tools, & Eddie the crow....Wait! What?
That is really saddening. I keep my fingers crossed for Eddie to return home in good health ... :( :( :( ...
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