GW15 Deadline Saturday 26th December 11.00

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Forthwith, Festive Fantasy Football Fixtures!

Saturday 26 December 2020

Leicester 12:30 Man Utd Now this is a real test for both in their current circs. Leicester aren't as erratic as Utd, but have had some off days lately.
UK - BT Sport
Aston Villa 15:00 Crystal Palace Well obv Palace to win, but with a Mings clean sheet, ta
UK - BBC
Fulham 15:00 Southampton Southampton to win, unless they're too full
UK - Sky Sports
Arsenal 17:30 Chelsea Duck and cover if you support either team, really
UK - Sky Sports
Man City 20:00 Newcastle Will Newcastle pull one over on City?
UK - BT Sport
Sheffield Utd 20:00 Everton DCL hat trick in a draw
UK - BT Sport

Sunday 27 December 2020

Leeds 12:00 Burnley Leeds need to get some pride back!
UK - Sky Sports
West Ham 14:15 Brighton zzzzzzzz
UK - Sky Sports
Liverpool 16:30 West Brom :eek:
UK - Sky Sports
Wolves 19:15 Spurs Err...
UK - Sky Sports

First KO at 12.30. Meet in the Batcave for turkey sarnies*, mulled everything and some lovely biscuits sent by Great - Aunt Nora.

*Alternatives available, but I'm not putting the pudding in a sarnie.

Good luck with your Christmas everythings, whatever you're allowed to do, and we'll see you safe on the other side in Tier 4.

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Arsenal are doomed aren't they?
The Hungarian fans are already calling them Szarsenal.
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Fermandes with an assist. Hooray.
Fernandes gets a card. Boooo

edit: Fernandes scores. Hooray
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Mings sent off. Yaay.
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emilystrange wrote:
26 Dec 2020, 16:58
Mings sent off. Yaay.
& Palace still go 3 down
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Got Salad in for Mané this week & made him skipper & so of course Mané scores a goal
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Big Sam Horrorshow
Handball Farceshow, Hammers robbed Burnley Slobbed
Spurs Circus Sideshow keepaway ball fail

Brighton v Hammers yawn? Most entertaining game of the day

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Oh, bum and arsewipe. I completely forgot to post these. Blame Boris. I have no idea what happened but Steve's probably posted them on the Shed noticeboard. I have catching up to do!

Still winning.
Table:

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Yellow Jersey is with Dead Men Walking
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Big Shout Out belonged to Brian Munich with 79
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H2H tables:
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And the Christmas Crown went to Grewelthorpe.
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Best go and do GW 17 now!
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