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Bodybuilder hopes to spend Christmas with his wife.............. If she can be repaired in time
If you've done crimes in the Birmingham area, stay the fcuk away from this bloke.
Mum tells local rag she's sick of people saying her son looks like Macauley Culkin. With helpful picture of her son posing & looking exactly like.....*checks notes*.... Macauley Culkin
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EvilBastard
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My last post advocated continuous heavy drinking until such times as things improve.
I realise that I should have included the caveat that continuous heavy drinking can have unintended side-effects. Like changing your name legally to Celine Dion.
I realise that I should have included the caveat that continuous heavy drinking can have unintended side-effects. Like changing your name legally to Celine Dion.
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody
EvilBastard wrote: ↑01 Jan 2021, 22:49 My last post advocated continuous heavy drinking until such times as things improve.
I realise that I should have included the caveat that continuous heavy drinking can have unintended side-effects. Like changing your name legally to Celine Dion.
"The curved string is needlessly provocative." Claims radio presenter about a.....*checks notes*... cartoon tampon
Seriously Denmark. WTF?
“I know the number 3 prawn cocktail crisps guy too,” Mr Fisher confessed.
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EvilBastard
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Suddenly iguana
Follow-up.: Seems Yuri has strayed already. Margo reportedly speechless.
Bristol council nips gang activity in the bud by banning....*checks notes*.... cheese toasties
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EvilBastard
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"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody
He was just trying to be a fun giEvilBastard wrote: ↑14 Jan 2021, 06:24 Now then, children - I want you to listen very very carefully:
Do. Not. Mainline. Shrooms.
PSA: Teachers. Before sending worksheets to kids who are remote learning, check them before pressing "send"
Pro tip: Don't eat fireworks
Old & busted: Monoliths
New hotness: Baked potatoes
New hotness: Baked potatoes
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Quiff Boy
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Three bedroom end terrace, Sissons Crescent, Leeds
Three bedroom end terrace, Sissons Crescent, Leeds
We have been advised that part of the garden is currently rented from Leeds City Council. No onward chain.
Please be aware this property is being sold by family members as part of a relatives estate. It was the deceased's wishes to be buried in the garden as he was born and died in the house. This wish has been carried out and the property will be sold as is.
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Pro tennis players, in quarantine ahead of the Australian open, told not to..A) Visit each others' rooms...B) Lean out of the windows...or...C) feed the mice in their hotel rooms?
I'll see your finding toe nail clippings in bed & raise you whole toes
Burglars took cash, jewellery, power tools, & Eddie the crow....Wait! What?
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Being645
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That is really saddening. I keep my fingers crossed for Eddie to return home in good health ...Pista wrote: ↑23 Jan 2021, 11:58 Burglars took cash, jewellery, power tools, & Eddie the crow....Wait! What?
...Sussex police would like to ask the public not to call them to report McDonalds for not serving breakfast after 11am
If you're missing a door from your light aircraft, get in touch with Wiltshire police. They might be able to help out.