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Who cares about vaccine blockades, countless dead, Mount Merapi erupting, Kellyanne Conway posting child pron (of her own daughter) on social media, protests in Russia, riots in Holland, & Chinese miners being rescued? Fcuk all that! Bonnie Tyler's learnt how to swim!
If you're disqualified from driving, taking your family to do their grocery shopping in a second hand ambulance with the lights flashing might draw attention.
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MadameButterfly
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if "riots in Holland" and "taken dildo down from bookcase?" were in the same sentence all would be good here.
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
Alanis Morissette to the white courtesy phone please
....with helpful picture of what a 7' humanoid mantis might look like
Gas station robbery has a happy ending
How very dare they move stuff to a different aisle? I will never shop there again!
Texas public safety officials issue amber alert for ...*shakes magic 8-ball*... Glen. Seed of Chucky
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If it's a referral centre for sexual assault, please call it a Sexual Assault Referral Centre. Calling it a Sexual Assault Centre makes it sound...well, just wrong.
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
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EvilBastard wrote: ↑06 Feb 2021, 08:23 If it's a referral centre for sexual assault, please call it a Sexual Assault Referral Centre. Calling it a Sexual Assault Centre makes it sound...well, just wrong.
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presumably you can enrol on a Sexual Assault Course! like the Krypton Fuckedher
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
The Turd Reich
Get in now while stocks last. Exclusive Valentine's offer from San Antonio Zoo.
For 10,000 yen plus expenses for travels and means, Shoji Morimoto offers nothing in particular
Oh nothing. Just a woman pushing a 40ft truck up a hill
Farcebook blocks photo of cow for being...*checks notes*... overtly sexual.
Scenes of devastation in Stoke. With helpful photos of what passes for devastation in Stoke
The Peak District hits peak news as it reaches peak gate
Wired gives us the crucial information we all needed. How to have a meaningful video chat with your dog
PSA: If you put your home on the market, remember off-duty police officers sometimes go house hunting too
Wanted man hands himself into police because he didn't want to spend any more time in lockdown with the people he lives with.
Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.