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Welcome to the first GW of 2021. Bit hectic lately with 357930760 GWs over Christmas, but apart from some Covid delayed games we may be back on track. No idea yet is some games will actually get played this weekend. FPL was not a happy place in the last few days!
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Friday 1 January 2021

Everton 17:30 West HamQuite looking forward ot this one, oddly
UK - BT Sport
Man Utd 20:00 Aston Villa However, not so keen on this one. Grealish needs to get his skates on. No Cavani as he's banned for 3 games.
UK - Sky Sports

Saturday 2 January 2021

Spurs 12:30 Leeds Come on you whites! I can has new manager for Christmas?
UK - BT Sport
Crystal Palace 15:00 Sheffield Utd Palace, being Palace, will probably dammit this one
UK - Sky Sports
Brighton 17:30 Wolves Time Wolves did some good winning
UK - Sky Sports
West Brom 20:00 Arsenal !!!!!!!!!!!!!
UK - BT Sport

Sunday 3 January 2021

Burnley 12:00 Fulham If it's on
UK - Sky Sports
Newcastle 14:15 Leicester Hard to call, tbh. Should be Leicester but both up and down lately.
UK - Sky Sports
Chelsea 16:30 Man City Is this one on?
UK - Sky Sports

Monday 4 January 2021
Southampton 20:00 Liverpool Come on, Liverpool. You know you want to.
UK - Sky Sports

Look to your defences, as it's a bit nippy for the fast lads up front. Vardy will freeze and snap in half if he stands still too long.

It is my sad duty at this point to say that we have lost one of the game's great names - Tommy Docherty has died at the age of 92, following a long illness. RIP, and as always thoughts are with his family.

Happy New 2nd Half Of The Season to you all xxxxx
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Sheff U looking for first win of the season. Odds at 150:1. Looks like easy money :)

Meanwhile up in the wrong part of Merseyside we face our bogey team. Always lose no matter what. #COYI
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I remember being at Anfield (I assume the right part of Merseyside) for the Un*ted match just after Tommy Doc was caught with his physio's wife. He got dog's abuse game from a packed Kop (26,000 in those standing days).

Edit - A Mancunian 'friend' has texted to advise that the only decent part of Merseyside is deep in the middle of the river lol
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Hope to see a few of these today
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Poor poor Sheffield. Status Quo song comes to mind........down down deeper and down
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f**king Blades.

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Now Alex McCarthy with a +ive rona test
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Fuq me that gunners game looked miserable. There are times I very much miss my homeland. And there are times, usually after watching football this time of year, I’m really glad to be living somewhere with mild winters
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what's not to love about our sunlit uplands? :|
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Quiff Boy wrote: ↑03 Jan 2021, 20:26 what's not to love about our sunlit uplands? :|
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So long Gerry Marsden lad. YNWA
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January transfer window's open.
That's going to mess up a few teams
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just a drop of p*ss in the ocean there, lad.
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Tables! Still winning. Catching up.

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Yellow Jersey was safely with Dead Men Walking

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and the Big Shout Out went to Obi Wan Kenobi Nil with 83.

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Over on the H2H:

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Dead Mean Walking rather running away with everything that week!

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Moving on...
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