Is Patricia pregnant?

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It seems The Damned were asked to perform next January in Mallorca and I have heard they are not gonna come to the island because Patricia Morrison is pregnant!!!!. Is that a rumour or real?.

It´s the second time that a promoter tries to bring The Damned to the island and the thing fails... :?, the fans are pissed off.
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How old is she?, 42?... she should take care because she´s not so young :wink: .

Who is the father?, Dave Vanian?
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i sincerely hope so.
and i hope if true that she is in fine health.
wonder what the sprog will look like?
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emilystrange wrote:wonder what the sprog will look like?
Probably like any other sprog, whatever it is.
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From http://www.officialdamned.com

"Emily Vanian born Feb 9th at 8:20 pm weighing 8 pounds 4 ounces.

Both Patricia and David are thrilled with their daughter. As soon as she was born they put her in Davids arms and her eyes were very bright and fully open looking at DV. Not sure who she looks like - "I think David and he thinks me" says Patricia. "He has a widows peak though!"

Patricia has specifically asked me to thank everyone for their kind gifts and messages. "Its been overwhelming the support David and I have received from everyone."

So there ya go, it's finally happened. May I publically send the best wishes and congratulations from the army of Damned fans who have enquired about the little Vanian who made it through on 9th Feb 2004.

Patricia will definitely not be doing any shows for quite awhile as she cant drive for two months and can't lift anything including a bass guitar though she is feeling good. The tour below will still go ahead and will feature an as yet unannounced bassist."
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Do you think they'll ask :von: to be godfather? :innocent:
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halfjobbob wrote:
Patricia will definitely not be doing any shows for quite awhile as she cant drive for two months and can't lift anything including a bass guitar though she is feeling good. The tour below will still go ahead and will feature an as yet unannounced bassist."
She can't play bass for two months? she could re-join the Sisters...


Seriously, I'm actually really chuffed for her. Patsy will always have a special place in my heart.

Wonder if Von will ever have any kids?
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Black Shuck wrote:She can't play bass for two months?
will anyone notice?

:innocent:

reminds me of the old gag about a man with a brolen arm asking the doc if he'll ever be able to play the piano :lol:
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Black Horizon wrote:If VON ever had any kids, their first words will be ''SHUT THE F*CK UP''
Someone (an ex-girlfriend of a friend of mine) told me once: "The first word of your next child will be "Sisters"."
That had to be a joke. Let's see... :innocent:
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Many Congratulations to Mr and Mrs Vanian and and their little bungle of Gloom - I mean Joy! ;-)
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Black Shuck wrote:Wonder if Von will ever have any kids?
I thought we were his children.
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Thrash Harry wrote:
Black Shuck wrote:Wonder if Von will ever have any kids?
I thought we were his children.
With different mothers, right?
Some wanted to be Patricia's, some Dolly Parton's... I prefered Siouxsie... :roll:
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Emily Vanian born Feb 9th at 8:20 pm weighing 8 pounds 4 ounces.

Both Patricia and David are thrilled with their daughter. As soon as she was born they put her in Davids arms and her eyes were very bright and fully open looking at DV. Not sure who she looks like - "I think David and he thinks me" says Patricia. "He has a widows peak though!"

From The Damned's official website. They will be touring in 2004, and have have recruited a new bass player as replacement for Patricia. His name is Stuart West.
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@ bp: that'll be this post then? ;)
halfjobbob wrote:From http://www.officialdamned.com

"Emily Vanian born Feb 9th at 8:20 pm weighing 8 pounds 4 ounces.

Both Patricia and David are thrilled with their daughter. As soon as she was born they put her in Davids arms and her eyes were very bright and fully open looking at DV. Not sure who she looks like - "I think David and he thinks me" says Patricia. "He has a widows peak though!"

Patricia has specifically asked me to thank everyone for their kind gifts and messages. "Its been overwhelming the support David and I have received from everyone."

So there ya go, it's finally happened. May I publically send the best wishes and congratulations from the army of Damned fans who have enquired about the little Vanian who made it through on 9th Feb 2004.

Patricia will definitely not be doing any shows for quite awhile as she cant drive for two months and can't lift anything including a bass guitar though she is feeling good. The tour below will still go ahead and will feature an as yet unannounced bassist."
:innocent: :lol:
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Yes QB, that's the full story. I mentioned on another thread I am slow sometimes. :wink: Real slow! :roll: At least we know whos on bass. Or ha on base... ok I won't even go there as it's a really really old joke.
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Emily. what a good choice.
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They must have decided against Morticia at the last minute then.
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Emily's middle name is Drucilla (vanian's daughter)
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Is she pregnant? Naah, she's just a fat lass! :lol:
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vampira vanian wrote:Emily's middle name is Drucilla (vanian's daughter)
Has someone been watching too much Buffy?

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I thought Drusilla was Caligula's sister with whom he had an incestuous relationship and deified after her death!!
smug as hell, they're coming...
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Maybe it's me that's been watching too much Buffy then :lol:
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