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iesus wrote: ↑27 Apr 2021, 12:15
is it true the statement about victims of covid? :? :bat:
Johnson is reported to have said he would rather see "bodies pile high in their thousands" than order a third lockdown. At least three different Tory ministers have leaked it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-56890714
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EvilBastard wrote: ↑27 Apr 2021, 15:28 "We are Sex Bobomb and we're here to...well, apparently to make the bomb squad look a bit silly."
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Don't bogart that joint my friend.
sounds like a plan...
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Swinnow wrote: ↑27 Apr 2021, 19:37 Image

Don't bogart that joint my friend.
sounds like those 2 guys from that movie in one
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"Camberwell carrot" innit?
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It's taken him six years, but a Bromley man has finally parked in every space in Sainsbury's car park
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Got to have a hobby! :lol:
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The City of Liverpool longs for the return of full lockdown.....

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Anarchy in the UK
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Begun the sign war has
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If you've been given an emergency funding grant to help see you though the pandemic. Using a large chunk of it to build a giant squid statue might bring some criticism
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That squid statue is not as "Cthulhu" as my taste in squid statues demands :innocent: :notworthy: :bat:
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Let's face it. Who among us hasn't moved the French border by accident?
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On the plus side. He was wearing a seatbelt
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There are numerous reasons to start a gofundme. Such as to pay for the $3,000 worth of Spongebob Squarepants popsicles your 4-year old ordered on Amazon
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Students rescued from the sea aboard a......what the heck is that?
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Dam this is a good one for the young generation lucky if they take the advantage :bat: :bat:
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