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Under Section 43(5) of the Antisocial Behaviour, Crime and Policing Act (2014), Mercia police issue a Community Protection Notice Warning to an entire family......... of swans
Dudley council slammed for not doing enough about....*checks notes*.... alien abductions
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thats worrying though. i do hope Humanity isnt going to be judged on the strength of 3 yam-yams...Pista wrote: ↑14 Jun 2021, 07:14 Dudley council slammed for not doing enough about....*checks notes*.... alien abductions
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And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
First it was the Mona Lisa. Now it's space flight re-entry. Someone really doesn't like Bezos very much do they?
And now for something completely different. A man with a pigeon on his head
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Pastafarians in despair as the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster loses bid for legal recognition
Nature is healing. The "Merfolk" are back
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Dave Grohl: tell us you're taking too much cocaine without telling us you're taking too much cocaine
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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Things have reached that stage in the UK that even the airplanes have had enough
Now that the pubs are open again, physicists are able to study the...*checks notes*..... flight of beer mats
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but ripping a bit out so you can stick it on your nose and demanding "who threw that" will always be hilarious! 
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
It is. IT IS!eastmidswhizzkid wrote: ↑23 Jun 2021, 14:22 but ripping a bit out so you can stick it on your nose and demanding "who threw that" will always be hilarious!
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a five hour delay on a bridge due to a traffic accident, go fishing
For all your improvement projects, exorcisms & building needs, come on down to Home Dep....wait! What?
The moral of this story is don't snort tiddlywinks and forget about it for thirty seven years
If you really are stupid enough to rant about the great "covid scamdemic" outside a testing site. Make sure it is a testing site first
Don't stuff garlic cloves up your nose say doctors & people with at least half a brain.
Everything's bigger in Texas. Even the hail stones. Unless you make them into margaritas
Defying a stay at home order is all fun and games until a deer startles you and you run naked into a forest and get lost and need to be rescued by the cops who then fine you
Microsoft have promised that with windoze 11 you will never see the blue screen of death ever again.
What with there being nothing else in the news right now, The Norwich Evening News asks the probing questions