01/08/2021 *when Darwin and Kalashnikov meet...

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the slow realisation on their f**king faces when he starts firing is priceless...forty thousand five hundred and fifty pounds per square inch...destroy personnel
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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I for one welcome our new chimpanzee overlords :lol:
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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:lol:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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