A gigging 'First'

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Unavoidable 'spotting a girl giving a bloke a blow job leant up against the speakers front of stage at the Leadmill on Saturday night!




I'm sure their Mums are really proud of them both :roll:
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Classy. :urff:
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gadzooks! :o
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There's a story about some girl giving head during a Julian Cope gig, with Mr Cope coming out with the line (something like) "This song's for the head in the third row."
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It would never happen in the better concert halls of Glasgow!

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She was a bit ropey though Ness .
Are there any more message boards that we haven't told this story to yet ? :lol:
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Only cost £7.50 to get in too .
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Red Sunsets wrote:It would never happen in the better concert halls of Glasgow!

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You'd be very surprised!

Begging for it, Glasgow West

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biggy wrote:Only cost £7.50 to get in too .
The gig or the girl? :urff:

Sorry.
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Ooooh Matron!! :eek:
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As an avid supporter of freer sexual climate, just have to say: way to go.

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Ha!

Been there (well, rock city in nottingham), done that (not that a man is required to do an awful lot), not still doing it tho'.
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Who was playing?
Ed Rhombus

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No band. I think it was some sort of student night. I was young (ish) and impressionable at the time, and visting a girl who lived nearby. We had blagged our way in, and it all was so very dangerous and cool, and we were so very grown up. I forget her name, but she had the smoothest, loveliest skin I can remember.
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So, Candy - did you return the favor? :twisted: :oops: :von:
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My lips are sealed. As were hers.
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LMAO! :notworthy:
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Sh1t. Having had that confession from Candover Premiere, I remember a night in the Phono... :innocent: :urff: :oops:
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Jeezus! From the sound of it, I'm the only one who never got any action - and I'm STILL not getting any! *Sigh* Might as well join a convent... :cry: :roll: :von:
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Candles out girls...
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Nighty-night, Mother Superior... :wink:
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Thrash Harry wrote:Candles out girls...
...why? Has the power failed ..? What? Why are you are laughing ..? WHAT? :urff: :roll:

Oh ... :oops: :oops:
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An old mate of mine was actually GIVEN a blow job in the Ritz, in Manchester.
and it wasn't hidden away in the corner, either- it was in a well-lit corridor leading to the toilets, with LOADS of people constantly walking back and forth.

Nice.

Actually, You've made me all nostalgic now for old-school student nights.
When I was 16, I used to be able to go to the Ritz wiv a tenner in me pocket, get absolutely SMASHED, dance till two, get a kebab from 'monsoons' (Mancs will know the place I mean) and get a taxi back, and still have change left.

These days I spend more than a tenner during a tuesday night down the pub.
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Black Horizon wrote:I've seen people shagging in my local Rock Club ''Cuba Cuba'' and also in the toilets aswell :wink:
I blame Boris Becker.

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Apparently That Guitarist was banned from Leeds Warehouse for years because he was caught engaging in a spot of nookie in the toilets.
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