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Another reason not to use Spotify. They'd rather play Joe Rogan's lies than Neil Young's music. :evil:
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markfiend wrote: ↑27 Jan 2022, 14:55 Another reason not to use Spotify. They'd rather play Joe Rogan's lies than Neil Young's music. :evil:
Just goes to show you how much they care about music & care more about revenue streams.
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Pista wrote: ↑27 Jan 2022, 16:30
markfiend wrote: ↑27 Jan 2022, 14:55 Another reason not to use Spotify. They'd rather play Joe Rogan's lies than Neil Young's music. :evil:
Just goes to show you how much they care about music & care more about revenue streams.
This is just it. For the life of me I can't understand why Joe Rogan has an audience. He even had that fool Jordan Peterson on his show the other day :lol:
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markfiend wrote: ↑27 Jan 2022, 17:45
Pista wrote: ↑27 Jan 2022, 16:30
markfiend wrote: ↑27 Jan 2022, 14:55 Another reason not to use Spotify. They'd rather play Joe Rogan's lies than Neil Young's music. :evil:
Just goes to show you how much they care about music & care more about revenue streams.
This is just it. For the life of me I can't understand why Joe Rogan has an audience. He even had that fool Jordan Peterson on his show the other day :lol:
The thing with something that extreme is that it will attract all the crazies & a fair number of not so crazies who will ridicule, slate & generally slag it off. It's like when Emperor Hirocheeto was on twitter. A lot of people that followed him were not supporters. They were far from it, but in re-tweeting/ sharing his ridiculous statements they just amplified him. That's what spotify are getting with Rogan. They won't get that with Neil Young.
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The Royal Mail would like to apologise for any disruption in deliveries. This was due to most of our delivery operatives being completely baked
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Pista wrote: ↑03 Feb 2022, 13:19 The Royal Mail would like to apologise for any disruption in deliveries. This was due to most of our delivery operatives being completely baked
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Huge if true.
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Pista wrote: ↑04 Feb 2022, 14:19 Huge if true.
Erm "cars have windscreen heaters" how is this news? :lol:

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