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Things you don't really want on the conveyor belt at your fries factory: A grenade.
That's three points on your driving license. Bad dog!
We've all been there. One minute you're day-drinking prosecco. The next you're wedged upside down behind a sofa.
Food scientist, presumably with not much food sciencing on his plate, sciences the shiat out of making crisp sandwiches.
"Scientist claims to have found the 'perfect' combination for a crisp sandwich" - it's 5-grain artisinal flatbread with beef Monster Munch, isn't it?Pista wrote: ↑21 Apr 2022, 08:22 Food scientist, presumably with not much food sciencing on his plate, sciences the shiat out of making crisp sandwiches.
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
That's ridiculous. Everyone knows pickled onion monster much is the best monster munchmh wrote: ↑23 Apr 2022, 14:25"Scientist claims to have found the 'perfect' combination for a crisp sandwich" - it's 5-grain artisinal flatbread with beef Monster Munch, isn't it?Pista wrote: ↑21 Apr 2022, 08:22 Food scientist, presumably with not much food sciencing on his plate, sciences the shiat out of making crisp sandwiches.
Beef for a hangover, pickled onion for general use, and we can all agree that flamin' hot is evil incarnate.Pista wrote: ↑23 Apr 2022, 15:19That's ridiculous. Everyone knows pickled onion monster much is the best monster munchmh wrote: ↑23 Apr 2022, 14:25"Scientist claims to have found the 'perfect' combination for a crisp sandwich" - it's 5-grain artisinal flatbread with beef Monster Munch, isn't it?Pista wrote: ↑21 Apr 2022, 08:22 Food scientist, presumably with not much food sciencing on his plate, sciences the shiat out of making crisp sandwiches.
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
Reach out and touch faith.
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Can I point out that this "research" was done in conjunction with Subway, whose bread is legally cake. What do they know of real sandwiches?Pista wrote: ↑21 Apr 2022, 08:22 Food scientist, presumably with not much food sciencing on his plate, sciences the shiat out of making crisp sandwiches.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
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They dont even put butter or marge on the things!markfiend wrote: ↑25 Apr 2022, 11:23Can I point out that this "research" was done in conjunction with Subway, whose bread is legally cake. What do they know of real sandwiches?Pista wrote: ↑21 Apr 2022, 08:22 Food scientist, presumably with not much food sciencing on his plate, sciences the shiat out of making crisp sandwiches.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
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Yahoo! bought Tumblr for $1.1 billion in 2013 and sold it on in 2019 for less than $3 million. Hopefully Twitter can supply a similar return-on-investment for Elongated Muskrat.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
Depends if he continues to delete accounts as twit did last 2 months or practice the dogma of freedom of speech as he evangelized as reason to buy it. Some of the accounts that were banned will never come back, other could return. I wonder if it is too late for the platform or he will save it. We will see
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Things on twit become funnier and funnier. For example
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
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Ah the "freeze peach" defence.
xkcd wrote:I can't remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you're saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it's not literally illegal to express.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
Ecological Green Missiles 
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Sounds like something RAF Luton would post
Paging Alanis Morissette Ms Morissette to the white courtesy phone please.
Pista wrote: ↑27 Apr 2022, 11:04 Paging Alanis Morissette Ms Morissette to the white courtesy phone please.
old but good. There is also a meme pic of something similar.
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Possibly the most English news story you'll read today
Pro tip: When trying to sell your stolen wares, best not to do so at a crime scene.
Breaking news: It wasn't the dog after all
that is why you have to have a cat also and not just a dog
that guy is totally idiot
that guy is totally idiot
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."