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Woman starts "dream" family of nine with .... *checks notes*... zombie doll bride.
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Pista wrote: ↑19 May 2022, 08:34 Woman starts "dream" family of nine with .... *checks notes*... zombie doll bride.
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Pista wrote: ↑19 May 2022, 08:34 Woman starts "dream" family of nine with .... *checks notes*... zombie doll bride.
omg it's getting worst :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Primary school pupils to be offered insects to eat in Pembrokeshire as part of experiment :urff: :bat: :bat:
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iesus wrote: ↑01 Jun 2022, 13:08 Primary school pupils to be offered insects to eat in Pembrokeshire as part of experiment :urff: :bat: :bat:
Probably an upgrade to the usual school dinners

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Pista wrote: ↑02 Jun 2022, 08:19 70 years on the throne gawd bless 'er.
is this what is called 'Art Installation'? In case of yes, why isn't it having a place at a museum? ;D :bat: :bat:
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iesus wrote: ↑02 Jun 2022, 11:48
Pista wrote: ↑02 Jun 2022, 08:19 70 years on the throne gawd bless 'er.
is this what is called 'Art Installation'? In case of yes, why isn't it having a place at a museum? ;D :bat: :bat:
Freedom of opinion and humour are obviously asking for too much on such a day of jubilee?
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Pista wrote: ↑19 May 2022, 08:34 Woman starts "dream" family of nine with .... *checks notes*... zombie doll bride.
Fair enough - if I lived in Massachusetts I'd rather have a sexual relationship with quite literally anything before I boinked a local.
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EvilBastard wrote: ↑09 Jun 2022, 00:23
Pista wrote: ↑19 May 2022, 08:34 Woman starts "dream" family of nine with .... *checks notes*... zombie doll bride.
Fair enough - if I lived in Massachusetts I'd rather have a sexual relationship with quite literally anything before I boinked a local.
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