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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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The world championship of what?
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You haven't really been for a night out on the lash until you wake up buried alive in a coffin as a human sacrifice to Mother Earth.
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I scream, you scream, we all scream for.....WTF?
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Pista wrote: 15 Aug 2022, 10:51 You haven't really been for a night out on the lash until you wake up buried alive in a coffin as a human sacrifice to Mother Earth.
cant wake up dead if you dont go to sleep...
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
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"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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This may come as a shock to you all so get your fainting couches ready because 'Wrinkly bag' creature with no anus is not a human ancestor.
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Microsoft blames laptop crashes on....*shakes magic 8-ball*........ Janet Jackson
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Now that people have finally stopped donating copies of The DaVinci Code, charity shops are asking the public to please not donate any more hedgehogs.
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People shocked to learn that unicorns aren't real.
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Wheel of ... poverty ?



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The Hampshire Chronicle puts in a strong contender for this year's Pulitzer prize
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Another day, another Guinness world record you never knew was a thing.
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FDA warns people NOT to ....*checks notes*..... cook chicken in cough medicine.
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♫ Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed. ♫
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You live in Florida. You suddenly decide to open tv and watch this...



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For sale: Coffin (unused). Reason for sale: Husband lived longer than I hoped.
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Thoughts and prayers to the people of Winchester at this difficult time.
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Scottish ghost hunting team encounter their most Scottish ghost to date.
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This has to be the adults-only equivalent of the dog ate my homework.
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Yorkshire man would very much like whoever it is to stop shouting stuff about porridge through his letter box flap.
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Here we go folks. New leading contender for headline of the year
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The new bathroom looks fantastic. Now. Has anyone seen the cat?
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Meanwhile in the other side of the sea.
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iesus wrote: 13 Oct 2022, 19:00 Meanwhile in the other side of the sea.
Given that the New York Post is a Murdoch rag, and because I've heard about this story from sane news sources, I'm willing to bet on a stack of money this high that the story "California makes it illegal for doctors to disagree with politicians" is actually a deliberate mischaracterisation of Cali's recently-passed AB 2098. link to full bill

The money quote:
It shall constitute unprofessional conduct for a physician and surgeon to disseminate misinformation or disinformation related to COVID-19, including false or misleading information regarding the nature and risks of the virus, its prevention and treatment; and the development, safety, and effectiveness of COVID-19 vaccines.
How dare the California legislature try to protect its people from pro-plague quacks? /sarcasm

Sorry but this stuff gets me angry.
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And now for something completely different. A man with a toaster on his head
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