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Is it just me or are tweets not embedding any more? I had to click through to twitter.com for that one. More evidence that Musk's Twitter takeover is going just great...
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Pista wrote: ↑14 Jan 2023, 10:07 If you've always wanted to buy a fake police car with "penis" written on it, well today's your lucky day
What's a "blue siren"? The siren is the bit that makes the noise, no?
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markfiend wrote: ↑17 Jan 2023, 13:08
Pista wrote: ↑14 Jan 2023, 10:07 If you've always wanted to buy a fake police car with "penis" written on it, well today's your lucky day
What's a "blue siren"? The siren is the bit that makes the noise, no?
SMART ARSE :roll: :lol:
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In fact my arse is nearly as smart as the rest of me :lol:
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markfiend wrote: ↑17 Jan 2023, 13:08
Pista wrote: ↑14 Jan 2023, 10:07 If you've always wanted to buy a fake police car with "penis" written on it, well today's your lucky day
What's a "blue siren"? The siren is the bit that makes the noise, no?
It makes a sad noise I think
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markfiend wrote: ↑17 Jan 2023, 13:06 Is it just me or are tweets not embedding any more? I had to click through to twitter.com for that one. More evidence that Musk's Twitter takeover is going just great...
I think it's something on your browser or pc mark :bat:

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"Let's make some news Ho Ho Ho and they will buy it" :innocent: :bat:
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iesus wrote: ↑17 Jan 2023, 17:53
markfiend wrote: ↑17 Jan 2023, 13:06 Is it just me or are tweets not embedding any more? I had to click through to twitter.com for that one. More evidence that Musk's Twitter takeover is going just great...
I think it's something on your browser or pc mark :bat:
Oh OK thanks. I wonder what I did then? :lol: Must be something I did to firefox cos it works fine in Chrome.
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Don't you just hate when your fish start buying stuff with your credit card?
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Hungry? Plastered? McDonald's has you covered
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Hello. I'll be your dog today. How may I help you?
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Yep. That'll totally work.
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Oh no! I've broken the head off this bolt! I know, I'll glue it back on with superglue. Oh and do the same for the other six I broke. It'll be fine, it's only the coolant system on a nuclear submarine's reactor
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markfiend wrote: ↑03 Feb 2023, 15:56 Oh no! I've broken the head off this bolt! I know, I'll glue it back on with superglue. Oh and do the same for the other six I broke. It'll be fine, it's only the coolant system on a nuclear submarine's reactor
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markfiend wrote: ↑03 Feb 2023, 15:56 Oh no! I've broken the head off this bolt! I know, I'll glue it back on with superglue. Oh and do the same for the other six I broke. It'll be fine, it's only the coolant system on a nuclear submarine's reactor
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Southampton Football Club bans...A) smoke flares....B) beer bottles...or.....C) Harry Haddock....?
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Eight whole minutes. The struggle is real folks.
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Nothing happened there, get back to whatever you do :roll:
On other news: Aliens!!! :twisted: :bat:
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Hobby Club’s Missing Balloon Feared Shot Down! :bat:
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Actual headline: 'Cunning' fake priest accused of swindling MILLIONS from churches to buy 'premium llamas'.
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This is a serious case of flock of Llamas, as i see ^^ ;D :bat:
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