Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Architects kicked off their Australian tour. Must have been constantly out of tune
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Spanish transport department orders a load of new trains. What could possibly go wrong?
No one wants to hear the Cookie Monster say he’s going to kill their family.
Police armed response units deployed after man is.... *checks notes*..... scratched by a cat.
that was a good onePista wrote: ↑08 Mar 2023, 09:46 Police armed response units deployed after man is.... *checks notes*..... scratched by a cat.
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
This looks important.
Breaking news from Winchester: It will be a well-locked, anonymous gate.
It's all fun and games until an unofficial penis makes an entrance.
Well this is awkward
♫ Sex & drugs & sausage rolls. ♫
Dismay as Exmouth's most iconic landmark is removed.
Suddenly, bear.
They'll be hopping mad when they realise.
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
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i think any reputable world terrorist organisation missed a chance yesterday. practicaly every head of state in the west was there for the execution of...
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
There are a few things you can get away with blaming on your dog. Driving too fast while intoxicated isn't one of those things.
With nothing else going on in the world currently, let's have a look at what shape sandwiches should be cut into.
Sexy thatPista wrote: ↑16 Jun 2022, 10:27 Man buys fish. With helpful pictures of what a man and his fish might look like
This place is death with walls
Some kind of innocence is measured out in years
You don't know what it's like to listen to your fears
Some kind of innocence is measured out in years
You don't know what it's like to listen to your fears
Belgium hosts third European seagull screeching championship. With helpful video of.................wait! What?
New studies shows..
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Meanwhile, in Belgium.....
Stop me if you've heard this one before. A bear walks into a bakery.....
Elf.
