Can't be arsed to do any work today?

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CellThree
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You just made my day!!!
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Likewise. Nice one. Sorted.
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I didn't have to do any work yesterday. My boss came in at 11:30, and said "Come on, we're off for lunch"

Said lunch was liquid in nature and lasted until 4:30. I now have a headache and my typing seems to have gone a bit wonky.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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Have you got any vacancies there?
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markfiend
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Thrash Harry wrote:Have you got any vacancies there?
;D No. Bugger off and find your own cushy number ;)
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Cool!
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