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May I be the first to congartulate FC Porto on tonights performance....and 'boa noite' to Man Utd. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Well, I hate football, but even that deserves a YEAY!!!!!!!!
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WE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.... YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

PORTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PORTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PORTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PORTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Steve303 wrote:May I be the first to congartulate FC Porto on tonights performance....and 'boa noite' to Man Utd. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Me, as a suporter of F.C. Porto, so a lil dragon, i thank you for the congratulations... :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Sexygoth wrote:Well, I hate football, but even that deserves a YEAY!!!!!!!!
yes yes yes..... it deserves all the YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS of the world...

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I have one very sulky man in my house at the moment because of this.

Tsk :roll:
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I would reply, but I have no idea what you are talking about.
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Oi! We'll have less of this cock and b*llocks, thanks very much!!

We were fookin' robbed...

At least get a photo showing the correct opposition... take a little pride in your p*ss-taking!!

Goodnight...

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keys wrote:Oi! At least get a photo showing the correct opposition... take a little pride in your p*ss-taking!!
That's a tad difficult seconds after the final whistle, it was the correct player (scoring another goal by the looks of it).
There's nowt like a sour loser, eh?. :wink:
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keys wrote:Oi! We'll have less of this cock and b*llocks, thanks very much!!

We were fookin' robbed...

At least get a photo showing the correct opposition... take a little pride in your p*ss-taking!!

Goodnight...

*goes of stamping*
Look to my face of worry about what you think -----> ;D

I'm so sad -----> ;D

Do you want photos... i can give you the ones about our VICTORY :twisted:


one more time... all together now... PORTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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kiss...


...it


...bitches. :evil:


Mr Keys, at least we kinda know how Bayern felt in 99, though I daresay it was worse for them.

Ah well, back to watching Leeds united disappear off the face of the earth.
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Dave Whelan wrote:kiss...


...it


...bitches. :evil:


Mr Keys, at least we kinda know how Bayern felt in 99, though I daresay it was worse for them.

Ah well, back to watching Leeds united disappear off the face of the earth.
i've said it before and i'll say it again: this time next year sheffield united will be the biggest team in yorkshire :lol: :notworthy:
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Dont worry.... ive told Moony now that the majority of football fans in the UK loathe Man Utd..... so really, no sleep lost.

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still, it's only the 2nd time i've been to the "theatre of prawn sarnies" and i quite enjoyed myself - not a bad little ground they have there... 8)

1st time was to see the blades play newcastle in the f.a. cup semi, 1998 (we got stuffed. 1-0. completely outclassed! :urff:)

i especially liked some of the songs that the man u fans sung. very whitty. especially the one about building a bonfire with liverpool at the top and man city in the middle :lol: :lol:

why are so many man u footy chants about hating someone else? the only ones that sheff u fans have that involves hate is about sheff wednesday. so thats allowed. all the others involve how ace the blades are and how great a pint of magnet is and how nice a packet of woodbines are 8) :lol:

as methy would say, "feel the lurve people. feel the lurve." :roll:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
i especially liked some of the songs that the man u fans sung. very whitty. especially the one about building a bonfire with liverpool at the top and man city in the middle :lol: :lol:

why are so many man u footy chants about hating someone else?
Glad you liked the songs. Did they sing The 12 Days Of Eric? Class. However, the wittiest thing I've ever heard at OT came from York City, larging it and 3-0 up in the Fizzy Pop cup...'Are you Scarborough in disguise?' Cheeky f*****rs! :lol:

Probably in response to the Munich bollox that EVERYONE who turns up at OT blarts out like they're the first to think of it. :roll:
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Leeds v Newcastle during the Ruud boy's time there:

"You can stick yer sexy football up yer arse"

We don't do la-de-dah chanting in Leeds.
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Which is?
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I'm guessing The 12 Days Of Eric is a bit of an operatic affair.
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Hehe, I was very pleased with the Chelsea result, but really it's hard to be ecstatic over a 0-0, even if it sees my team through to the quarterfinals. The Porto result made me punch the air, though! I bet you Ferguson and Keane's teddy-bears got a good soaking last night... hehehehehehehehe...
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No, no.

The thing that everybody sings at Old Traford thinking they're the first to think of it.

I can picture the 12 days of Eric, I think
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Ed Rhombus wrote:No, no.

The thing that everybody sings at Old Traford thinking they're the first to think of it.

I can picture the 12 days of Eric, I think
To the tune of "Always look on the bright side of life"; "Always look on the runway for ice." I believe this is the song Dave was referring to?
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markfiend wrote:
Ed Rhombus wrote:No, no.

The thing that everybody sings at Old Traford thinking they're the first to think of it.

I can picture the 12 days of Eric, I think
To the tune of "Always look on the bright side of life"; "Always look on the runway for ice." I believe this is the song Dave was referring to?
Or the offensive 'Who's that lying ... etc etc etc etc etc etc etc ...aeroplane to go' one?
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