Hangover Cures Please

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In anticipation of getting absolutely trollied on Friday night, and the need to appear fresh and awake all day Saturday - hangover remedies would be much appreciated!

Nothing like preparation!! ;D
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But hangover generally happen because you are dehydrated, so I would suggest drinking a few soft drinks inbetween, and having a few when you get in!!
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A 2-litre bottle of Evian usually does the trick for me. Water for the dehydration, and it's slightly alkaline to counter excess stomach acid. Works a treat.
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Haggis Supper and Brown Sauce, with a Pie chaser (all covered in salt and vinegar) and lots of Irn Bru.

It always works for me! :twisted:
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Lie in bed curled in a foetal position for about 12 hours, shivering uncontrollably and going "OOOOOOHHH JEEEEEEEESSUSSSSSS MY HEADDDDD!!!!"

Always works for me.
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A large Tanqueray & Tonic,Crushed Ice,lime & lemon.Then,2 large shots of Appleton Estate dark Rum & Coke with ice.You will now have cooled down a bit & you'll be entering recovery mode.Next,8 pints of strongbow with a large Polish vodka top.You'll be fresh,awake & the World will feel like a much better place
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a fry up, a strong black coffee and a good sh*t (in that order) have always worked a treat for me ;)
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There we go with that poo fetish of yours again. Can you just keep that kind of information to yourself please?
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Sexygoth wrote:There we go with that poo fetish of yours again. Can you just keep that kind of information to yourself please?
seriously. its great to purge yourself of all those chemicals and toxins ;)
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Will you shut up.....I'm eating peanuts
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Sexygoth wrote:Will you shut up.....I'm eating peanuts
that'll hurt on the way out :roll:
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Sexygoth wrote:Will you shut up.....I'm eating peanuts
hey hey! cool! 8) swallow a few whole and check your stools for a few days ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:
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not as much as bombay bad boy.............
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has anyone ever drank blue bols and then checked out their poo? It's bright green!!!!!!!!
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Quiff Boy wrote:a fry up, a strong black coffee and a good sh*t (in that order) have always worked a treat for me ;)
Funny that - that's exactly what James does!!!!! :urff:
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Just stay pi$$ed... drink?
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Sexygoth wrote:Will you shut up.....I'm eating peanuts
hey hey! cool! 8) swallow a few whole and check your stools for a few days ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:

ROFL!!! Quiffy, you kill me. :notworthy:
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SINsister wrote:ROFL!!! Quiffy, you kill me. :notworthy:
Is it me? or does KewBee really have a big thing about his 'movements'.
Part of the reason for asking is, I shared a flat with a bloke from Armley for 4 years at Art School, and he would leave his 'issues' for me to admire (in the loo, I must add). It must be a Leeds thaang, Bludi Yorksheer Min!
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Sexygoth wrote:There we go with that poo fetish of yours again. Can you just keep that kind of information to yourself please?
seriously. its great to purge yourself of all those chemicals and toxins ;)
I have always found that "Sweetcorn" is a great way to check your "Movements" ;-)

Also you should NEVER eat "Glaced Cherries" as they stay in your "System" for 7 years :eek:

As for hangover cures I would suggest moderate drinking - nothing too Strong - pints of anything "Export" is a bad Idea.

Also the darker a drink - such as red wine or ales the more "tannins" the stuff that causes hangovers. So the clearer the drink - for example Vodka the better - its a cleaner drink!

For instance a couple of weeks ago I drank 3 cans of lager before the "Club" followed by 1 bottle of Newcastle Brown followed by only cans of Carling! The next day I felt like death - the Newcastle Brown was to blame along with the 20 ciggys I smoked in 4 hours!

A good idea would be to have a drink of clear Lemonade before bed - and then a good fry up, black coffee and a good "S***" the next day - and lots of fluid!

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A very strong spliff...then a good s**t of course.
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The dump is oh so very important. If you can manage one that's like the Exorcist only with poo, you're well on the way to recovery.
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