BAISE MOI

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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James Blast
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I'd take, at the very least one of these Beep!
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whoever, mr 303. Mr Sunsets, do you know how to work that thing?
and MR GOTH... honestly...
you boys are all the same.
i didnt say i was writing it for your benefit, now did I?
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I am very good with my hands es, and appliances.
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you'll have to assemble a crew. i'm only responsible for literary matters *ahem*
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Can I help with the script writing?
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shouldnt take much imagination, that, lol.
i'm not sure you lot really need me, here.. you seem to have enough momentum, off you go...
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Actually, this thread has gone very off topic and you're all getting very silly (adopts Sgt Majot from Monty Python voice). Anyway, about Baise Moi......
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yes? what about it?
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god. you girls.....
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<puts camera down, goes back behind bar> :(
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Don't get me wrong James, I'm still all for it (fnaar).
Maybe a new thread needs starting.
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Steve303 wrote:god. you girls.....
WHAT NOW?
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Steve303 wrote:Maybe a new thread needs starting.
I'll tell BeeP :lol:
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Steve303 wrote:Farcical Irish cover version anyone? And it's got Colin Farrell in it.
It's him singing it! 8)
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Big Si wrote:
Steve303 wrote:Farcical Irish cover version anyone? And it's got Colin Farrell in it.
It's him singing it! 8)
gag!!!

Told you .... The Clash are not coverable.


@ Barman Blast:

Nice fire truck, and that flag in the background...it's my State's flag...your a dear James.

As for the porno flick...erm...sorry...Remember that movie with Peter Sellers? The one where he's like in charge and always says I like to Watch? EBG here...ah Chance is his name. That's me..daft and watching.

The Disney Channel.

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LOL@BP
@Steve, how is talking about rude stuff going off topic? I thought the whole film was naughty...........
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Black Planet wrote:I don't think anyone can cover the Clash properly. Am I the only one besides Burn and JB that remembers them as far back as the late 1970's?
You mean some people remember them for stuff they did after that?
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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Black Planet wrote:...Remember that movie with Peter Sellers? The one where he's like in charge and always says I like to Watch? EBG here...ah Chance is his name
this is the very chappie BeeP
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Quality Item :D
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emilystrange wrote:i'll have to write my own porn then.... who wants to be in it...
You rang? :twisted:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Lights, Camel....... ACTION!
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SINsister wrote:
emilystrange wrote:i'll have to write my own porn then.... who wants to be in it...
You rang? :twisted:
BP Coughs!

You really are bad, Sinnie! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

And I love it!!
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Red Sunsets wrote:
Black Planet wrote:...Remember that movie with Peter Sellers? The one where he's like in charge and always says I like to Watch? EBG here...ah Chance is his name
this is the very chappie BeeP
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brillinat movie :notworthy:
shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather....
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SINsister wrote:
emilystrange wrote:i'll have to write my own porn then.... who wants to be in it...
You rang? :twisted:
naturally you would have been first call, sister mine. :notworthy: :notworthy:
name your plot....
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