Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Breaking! Man cuts sandwich in a strange way.
Who's the good panda? You're the good panda aren't you. Does my good panda want a treat? Here's a treat for my good panda.
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eastmidswhizzkid
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the Chinese aren't stupid. why would they want actual pandas ? a pointless evolutionary dead-end species which is only worth saving from extinction so they can be given to other nations as 'cultural gifts' . Gift in both its english meaning & german meanings.Pista wrote: ↑07 May 2024, 14:02 Who's the good panda? You're the good panda aren't you. Does my good panda want a treat? Here's a treat for my good panda.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
Town councillor reports residents to the police for....*checks notes* ....using sticky tape.
Having had enough of rock stars biting them onstage, bats strike back.
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eastmidswhizzkid
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the one Ozzy had a nibble gave him rabies. he thought it was rubber and it wasnt. 1-0 flying meese! but biting Taylor Momsen shows great taste! i mean i aint got many teeth left but i'd put up with dentures if it meant i could have a gobble on Moms. shes a Goddess.Pista wrote: ↑02 Jun 2024, 11:04 Having had enough of rock stars biting them onstage, bats strike back.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
The new Daleks look a bit crap.
Man in leopard-print pajamas busted wit ... , cops say busted with what down his pants?
It's obvious really.
It's obvious really.
Chucking another log on
Apparently, some people have a problem with this
Don't you just hate when you finally get to see your favourite band you die?
Posing "frivolously" in a photo? That's a striking off.
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oh
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk ... r-30087785
Pair caught with ketamine-filled Kinder eggs in their bums at Creamfields
"They had multiple opportunities to re-think what they were doing."
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk ... r-30087785
Pair caught with ketamine-filled Kinder eggs in their bums at Creamfields
"They had multiple opportunities to re-think what they were doing."
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Quiff Boy wrote: ↑07 Oct 2024, 15:32 oh
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk ... r-30087785
Pair caught with ketamine-filled Kinder eggs in their bums at Creamfields
"They had multiple opportunities to re-think what they were doing."
.....or is it?
This looks important.
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I always regret following an NY Post link
On the whole, teachers are smart. Then there are these teachers.
Netflix decides Norfolk is just too flat. Adds a mountain range.
In an attempt to prop up a flagging economy, Russian entrepreneurs are entering the arms market.
Wait! What?